President Obama, There’s Nothing Funny about Endless Wars
Last week, President Obama announced that the United States will send special operations forces to Syria, where they will assist some rebel factions in...
The Pressure Cooker
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Terrorist Culinary Skills Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he read Bomb Squad Destroys Pressure Cooker Near Capitol. In a...
Got a Penis, Mister?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes Section correspondent was looking into his briefs briefly, when he stopped to read...
Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. The Deaf Don’t Get It.
The New York Times only reported: Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. Marquel, TPVs Times correspondent, understood its implication: Now you can fire...
The Unbearable Lightness of Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Surprise Surprise Section, was blowing his nose to avoid picking it, when he read
Hillary Clinton Set to Announce 2016 Presidential Bid. The...
Carsonism on Islam
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flea Speech Section correspondent found time to read G.O.P. Field Wrestles With Questions on Islam and the Presidency.
Donald J. Trump's handling...
Kim Davis. A Life Made by News
Rowan County clerk Kim Davis got her job when her mamma retired from that same job because 49, Kim's clock started ticking for Social security...
An American Vigilante Story
Chris Simcox, the former leader of the Minuteman border vigilante group, was sentenced to 19.5 years in prison Monday, bringing an end to a sex-abuse case involving...
Did Snowden Join Board of the Freedom of the Press Foundation only because of...
Marquel discovered that once Snowden joined the famed board, he immediately revealed a list of journalists being protected by the foundation, as well as all...
De Blasio Picks State Official to Lead City Children’s Agency
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio named a top state social services official to serve as his child welfare commissioner, because she is a mother. Gladys...
The Doughnut Hole
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pickled Herring Section correspondent, was eating a pizza when he read Something Not Rotten in Denmark.
An example of a welfare state...
Obama the Presidential-Image-Cleaner
After making Bush look good, Obama is working on improving Putin's image. Sources close to TPV tell us that Obama has been recruited by...
