New York Courts Meet Elusive Goal: From Arrest to Arraignment in Under 24 Hours....
The NY Times beat us again - New York Courts Meet Elusive Goal: From Arrest to Arraignment in Under 24 Hours. But, again, only Marquel,...
Dogs and Puppies and the New Media
Today’s news of the moment is “Kathie Lee Gifford Drops A Puppy on Its Head.” Popular new media outlets such as The Huffington Post...
Gwyneth Paltrow Wins North Korean Cooking Award. Jessica Seinfeld Interviews the Winner
People Magazine’s choice may be arguable, but TPV has proof that GwynethPaltrow could cook an excellent North Korean meal.
She does not use meat....
If anybody’s okay, that’s not T
Recently, T found himself in the Oval Office and decided to make random phone calls. No one wanted to pick up.
Mark Knoller@markknoller
Pres pool watched...
Rick Perry Eagle Scout … Who Sometimes Wears His Pin…
Only when he is cruising,
a foul-mouthed reader told us.
Anyway, everybody knows that Texas Gov. Rick Perry once wrote a book about the Boy...
I Wanna Be Your Woman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Be Careful What You Wish For Section correspondent, was searching for the untold virtues of silence, when he read that
The...
Killing? No, out of the question. Adultery? Yes, please.
Recently, The New York Times ran an article that seemed personally tailored for me. Many of you, no doubt, know what this feels like. ...
Latest Wikileaks Release: Republican Presidential Candidate Emails
On Saturday Wikileaks published a new set of emails to its website, this time featuring emails sent among the leading Republican presidential candidates. It...
Obama the Presidential-Image-Cleaner
After making Bush look good, Obama is working on improving Putin's image. Sources close to TPV tell us that Obama has been recruited by...
Kerry Dreaming to Become William Rehnquist. Righteous. As in to the Right.
We always thought that we knew whose bitch Kerry was, and Teresa proved a fine hunter. But Kerry going after Maduro, proves TPV wrong....
Hey, You! The President Is Talking to You
This was a surprising email - the President of the United States emailed me starting with: Hey, which was very sincere. Why would the...
Trump’s Twitter Course in Un-American History
Trump-the-TwitterMan is in learning mode, when the teaching does not require more than a few characters. Certainly, he's willing to increase his word-usage, especially if...
Breaking News – TPV Has Just Joined Hillary’s Circle of Friendly Friends. You Should...
For those of you who think TPV does not like Hillary, here's to you, TPV Has Just Joined Hillary's Circle of Friendly Friends. You...
