Do You Want to See My Peacock
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Kiss The Girls And Make Them Cry Section correspondent, was reading an old love note from one of his college girlfriends, when...
Hillary’s Planned Parenthood Endorsement Feels Like an Abortion
Marquel TPV's NYTimes My Enemies' Friends Are My Enemies' Friends Section correspondent, was considering gender reassignment surgery, when he read Planned Parenthood, In Its First...
The First Comedians
The title does not want to say that there were no comedians before the Clintons, but that they aspire to be the most influential...
Come on, man, I love Trump. But he ain’t have Iowan of the Year
At least one percent of Iowans would vote for the real estate mogul Donald Trump in the upcoming Republican primary who has thrown his...
Sanders Ahead of Hillary,Who’s too Blind to See Him
Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary in various polls, but Hillary is too blind to notice it.
Hillary cannot concentrate on more than one issue a...
Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump's entry into...
Hillary Clinton Tells the FBI She Is Innocent of Typing
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's lawyer has given the Federal Bureau of Investigation Clinton's private email server and a thumb drive of work-related emails...
I Don’t Know Anybody Pooping Jewels. And I Feel Content
It is a rare moment that a mother can publicly engage her daughter in a talk about poop quality. I find that rarity refreshing....
Kerry Dreaming to Become William Rehnquist. Righteous. As in to the Right.
We always thought that we knew whose bitch Kerry was, and Teresa proved a fine hunter. But Kerry going after Maduro, proves TPV wrong....
Wasting Money on the War of the Government’s Two Roses
I was looking to write something entertaining and devoid of my usual bitterness against corporate takeover, and I came up with two names: Mitt...
Latter Day Communists
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Stupid Bigotry for Soi-Disant Religious Reasons Section correspondent, Marquel read NYTimes: States Weigh Legislation to Let Businesses Refuse to Serve Gay...
TheWeekholeView: Hillary Cannot Feel the Bern. She’s Crisp Perfect
Here the week starts periodically and this is what fell through the TPV hole this past week:
Sunday, October 12, #CNN sent Hillary the questions, but #WikiLeaks...
Mitt Romney, Regular Guy: And Ready to Prove It
With Mitt Romney the presumptive Republican nominee for president, the battle for undecided voters with Barack Obama has begun, and nothing is more important...
High inFidelity
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes My Hormones Made Me Do It And Her Too Section correspondent just read that Infidelity Lurks in Your Genes, vasopressin deficiency...
