New Year’s Retributions: Getting Back at Those Who Did You Wrong

This is the time of year when nearly everyone seems to be making some sort of resolution about what they’ll be doing (differently, usually)...
President Obama's Talk with Russia's Vladimir Putin on Lindsay Lohan's Interview with Ellen DeGeneres

President Obama’s Talk with Russia’s Vladimir Putin on Lindsay Lohan’s Interview with Ellen DeGeneres

This weekend, the world held its breath a second longer as president Obama made a bold move: He called Vladimir Putin to negotiate a final option...

The Gift of ‘The Giver’: Slender Man

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes threatening pop culture figures correspondent became flustered when he read: Milwaukee Suburb Tries to Cope With Girl’s Stabbing, because he knows a...

Ready to Swallow This, GoldmanSachs?

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Banking and Depositing Section correspondent, obviously stopped drinking a while ago and given to bouts of boredom read Should We Bank...

4 days till New York Feels the Bern; Hill-Billy Makes Pope Joke

Hill-Billy is getting funny with each moment passing. She's wagging her finger at Bernie that the Pope won't see him during his brief trip...

From the White House to Our Readers

TPV just received this email about the White House honoring military men. The email mentions honors paid to people who killed Vietnamese in Vietnam...

More Brown matter from the NYPD

Occupy Wall Street is to celebrate its first aniversary, on Monday, with the blessing of the NYPD spokespman, Paul Brown, who said: "We accommodate...

Coffee May Cut Melanoma Risk but Drinking It May Cause Insomnia

Coffee May Cut Melanoma Risk. Drinking coffee is associated with a reduced risk for skin cancer, a new study says, and adds that four cups...

The Affability of Evil. An Evening with Dick Cheney

It is not often, in my experience, that a person is given the chance to find out what he will sell out for. In...

Hillary’s Planned Parenthood Endorsement Feels Like an Abortion

Marquel TPV's NYTimes My Enemies' Friends Are My Enemies' Friends Section correspondent, was considering gender reassignment surgery, when he read Planned Parenthood, In Its First...

“Man up, Snowden!” The Ketchup Prince Consort Counsels

Secretary of State John Kerry recently said fugitive intelligence leaker Edward Snowden should "man up" and return to the United States to face justice for...

First TPV Victory: Obama Found TPV Eloquent in Drawing Similarities between the NSA and...

Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced...

Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump's entry into...

Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken

This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
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