Revelations
This week’s revelations may not be biblical. Nevertheless, they are entertaining.
Twelve high school girls in upstate New York resolved to engage in neurotic behavior in...
In Defense of the American Horror Movie: Remain Obese or Die
Mayor Bloomberg is proposing to ban sales of sugar-sweetened beverages over 16 ounces in New York City. Fountain and bottled beverages over 16 ounces...
First TPV Victory: Obama Found TPV Eloquent in Drawing Similarities between the NSA and...
Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced...
Barry & Michelle — The Mountain High
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mounting Rights Section correspondent, was having eggs over easy, when he read that 3,000 Miles From Denali, Ohio Fumes Over Renaming...
Need to Get High? Say You Have Sluggish Cog..ni…tive T..E..M..P..O
If TPV could fall in love more often and with more people or corporations at once than it already does, the pharmaceutical industry and...
Trading in Crispy Crisps, Jindling Stick & Hillarious Ink
Croshondola’s 2016 Erection Tchotchkes, Incorporated
New York, NY (Manhole View HQ) – via Windows 97 – Croshondola, agonizing over her realization that what she...
Anything Funny about Our Upcoming War on Syria?
Anything funny about our upcoming war on Syria? Plenty.
For instance, the game of it. The UK says no. France says not yet. The UN...
Gwyneth Paltrow Wins North Korean Cooking Award. Jessica Seinfeld Interviews the Winner
People Magazine’s choice may be arguable, but TPV has proof that GwynethPaltrow could cook an excellent North Korean meal.
She does not use meat....
Gitlin’s Bannon
First published - http://billmoyers.com/story/bannon-bounced/.
Bannon Bounced
Chaos is the new normal at the White House.
BY TODD GITLIN | APRIL 6, 2017
Bannon Bounced
Steve Bannon, chief strategist for President...
Did Snowden Join Board of the Freedom of the Press Foundation only because of...
Marquel discovered that once Snowden joined the famed board, he immediately revealed a list of journalists being protected by the foundation, as well as all...
Dallas, D.C.
October 3, 2013. Attempted breach at White House. Stop. Capitol was in lockdown after shots fired. Stop. Pennsylvania Avenue closed. Stop. Secret Service engaged...
Obama the Presidential-Image-Cleaner
After making Bush look good, Obama is working on improving Putin's image. Sources close to TPV tell us that Obama has been recruited by...
New Explosive Scoop Unearthed by the Guardian
In a new explosive scoop, much more interesting to some than the Verrizon-NSA - Obama scandal, The Guardian is getting ready to publish that...
