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Croshondola’s 2016 Erection Tchotchkes, Incorporated
New York, NY (Manhole View HQ) – via Windows 97 – Croshondola, agonizing over her realization that what she...
Obama Has Become What He Thinks and It Ain’t Pretty
I did not think I would have to come out against a particular presidential candidate. But it just happened. As the founder of Buddhism, Prince...
In Defense of the American Horror Movie: Remain Obese or Die
Mayor Bloomberg is proposing to ban sales of sugar-sweetened beverages over 16 ounces in New York City. Fountain and bottled beverages over 16 ounces...
Mustard. A McDonald’s Worker’s Best Friend
Here is the testimonial of a McDonald's worker:
One day, under pressure to rush at my job at McDonald's, I slipped on a wet floor. I...
God, Save Us from Governor McCrory
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pardon Me Section correspondent, was trying to give his seat to an injured war veteran, when he had to sit down...
Kerry Dreaming to Become William Rehnquist. Righteous. As in to the Right.
We always thought that we knew whose bitch Kerry was, and Teresa proved a fine hunter. But Kerry going after Maduro, proves TPV wrong....
When Decency Disappears
The Tea Party -- or as we call it here the TeePee – is causing an earthquake of sorts in our society and the...
It’s The Economy, Stupid!
Finally, my academic position is becoming a run of the mill opinion. In fact, The New York Times made it visible for everybody to...
TPV’s Own Times Correspondent On “American Veteran Seized by North Korea During a Tour...
Merrill Newman was released after a month of detention in North Korea after expressing regret for his actions during the Korean War, none of...
TPV’s Times’ Correspondent Debunks Colorado’s Thirst for Guns
Assailant Dead After Shooting at Colorado School, The NY Times reports. Gun manufacturers lament inability to market survey killer but say, "on the whole...
First TPV Victory: Obama Found TPV Eloquent in Drawing Similarities between the NSA and...
Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced...
Missions Signal a Growing Role for Mormon Women. And Other Minorities
As expected, The New York Times reported on Missions Signal a Growing Role for Mormon Women. Unexpectedly, Marquel, TPVs Times correspondent dug further and discovered...
Old School …New Expectations
Is Your First Grader College Ready? That's what the Times asked today. Marquel didn't know how anybody could answer that. Is there a first...
Lacking a Father’s Pride to Defend, Finally, Obama’s Ready to Defend the Fake Media
Sacrificing your queen to save the king is nothing really special in chess. And so is to insist that you go to war for...
