God, Save Us from Governor McCrory
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pardon Me Section correspondent, was trying to give his seat to an injured war veteran, when he had to sit down...
Sanders Ahead of Hillary,Who’s too Blind to See Him
Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary in various polls, but Hillary is too blind to notice it.
Hillary cannot concentrate on more than one issue a...
Do you want crap in your food? Inquires a Reader
No? Wow! That's surprising! You must be really healthy!
Well! If that's the case you might want to take a minute to call the White...
The NRA Was Telling the Truth, The New York Times Reports
It is not the guns that kill us it is their bullets. Sorry, that is not what The New York Times reports. It is...
He Will Be Missed
TPV would like to say something nice to the departing U.S. President. Thus, we will distribute his message:
My fellow Americans,
It's a long-standing tradition for...
Don’t Know Much About History: Lessons in Presidential (and would-be presidential) Situational Ethics, Plus...
To paraphrase the eminent Ms. Palin (ignoring for the moment that most of the time she sounds as if she's having difficulty paraphrasing herself),...
The Virtuosity of Nothingness
Today, The New York Times started its pro-Obama propaganda with a first-page article about how Obama plays to win. I found it boring until...
The NSA as Comic Book Javert
Former National Security Agency contractor turned whistle-blower Edward Snowden is about to become a comic book character.
"I found him to be a very fascinating...
Mitt Romney, Regular Guy: And Ready to Prove It
With Mitt Romney the presumptive Republican nominee for president, the battle for undecided voters with Barack Obama has begun, and nothing is more important...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
Hillary Offers Her New Energy Plan. New to Her
Optimistically, presidential candidate Hillary spent an entire hour memorizing her new goal, if elected, to produce 33 percent of the nation’s electricity from renewable...
The Attraction of Split Personality Disorders
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Section correspondent, on his way for a full split-personality evaluation felt tired, took a rest and read Ben Carson has...
Did Snowden Join Board of the Freedom of the Press Foundation only because of...
Marquel discovered that once Snowden joined the famed board, he immediately revealed a list of journalists being protected by the foundation, as well as all...
Brain Rumors
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes IQ Depression Section correspondent, was learning the multiplication table in Chinese, when he read How Walking in Nature Changes the Brain....
