An American Vigilante Story
Chris Simcox, the former leader of the Minuteman border vigilante group, was sentenced to 19.5 years in prison Monday, bringing an end to a sex-abuse case involving...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
Cover Yourself and Those Things You Love with Solar Panels
The White House has a bet to keep, yeah more important than Net Neutrality: saving some American middle class, because it is disappearing as fast...
Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump's entry into...
New Year’s Retributions: Getting Back at Those Who Did You Wrong
This is the time of year when nearly everyone seems to be making some sort of resolution about what they’ll be doing (differently, usually)...
The Fatbook and Fakebook Nations Collapse
Cronut Factory, Icing Department (via TrumpType on eyePhone) – Croshondola was knee-deep in cronuts when she read Cris Crispy’s Fatbook page, which said he...
Trump to Clinton: You’re so Vain and Wrong
Last month, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton claimed that Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric was providing fodder for Islamist terror group ISIS to use in its...
Of Wordly Bondage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sex and Wedding Party Planning Section correspondent was staring at a picture of a dove when he read California Law on Sex Consent Pleases Many...
Conceding Defeat
The Democrats have no leadership role anymore in American politics. Like much hyped-up bands marketed to seem independent, think The Monkeys or, surprise, surprise,...
American Democratic Politics – Their Finest Soviet Hour
The New York Times writes today that 19,000 internal Democratic Party emails released on Friday by WikiLeaks, set off a frenzy on the eve of...
Ready to Swallow This, GoldmanSachs?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Banking and Depositing Section correspondent, obviously stopped drinking a while ago and given to bouts of boredom read Should We Bank...
