Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
The Times For Sale
Bernie Sanders’s Revolutionary Roots Were Nurtured in ’60s Vermont, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Choose a Candidate and Call It News correspondent, while sending all...
Conceding Defeat
The Democrats have no leadership role anymore in American politics. Like much hyped-up bands marketed to seem independent, think The Monkeys or, surprise, surprise,...
Iran’s Lack of Exceptionalism
Iran Still Supports Terrorism, State Department Finds, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Takes One To Know One Section correspondent, while showering. The Times covered the...
Dallas, D.C.
October 3, 2013. Attempted breach at White House. Stop. Capitol was in lockdown after shots fired. Stop. Pennsylvania Avenue closed. Stop. Secret Service engaged...
Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. The Deaf Don’t Get It.
The New York Times only reported: Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. Marquel, TPVs Times correspondent, understood its implication: Now you can fire...
Scott Walker Vows to Bring Back the Dead: The Alzheimer Dead
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Alzheimer's in the White House Section correspondent, spent an entire morning bent over his shoes trying to remember what he was...
Killing? No, out of the question. Adultery? Yes, please.
Recently, The New York Times ran an article that seemed personally tailored for me. Many of you, no doubt, know what this feels like. ...
So, Who’s Brutus
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Angry Mob Section correspondent was surprisingly happy, so he went to the Tavern on the Green and ordered a six course...
The NSA as Comic Book Javert
Former National Security Agency contractor turned whistle-blower Edward Snowden is about to become a comic book character.
"I found him to be a very fascinating...
Eat Drink Man Placenta. Repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5WiddD7i0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zero Calories Section correspondent, was licking some aspartame off his pants, when he read Rethinking Eating. Start-ups are engineering “meat” and “eggs” from...
Michelle Does China. Successfully.
In a tremendous tour de force, the First Minority Lady promoted both free speech and government involvement in people's lives.
Michelle Obama's week-long trip...
High inFidelity
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes My Hormones Made Me Do It And Her Too Section correspondent just read that Infidelity Lurks in Your Genes, vasopressin deficiency...
The Funny Symbolism of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn Case
The best synopsis of the case against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, I believe, was published by The New York Times on August 23, 2011. Clyde Haberman...
