Dazed and Confused
Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up. I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...
Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump's entry into...
Another Faceless Immigrant Story in a Land of Immigrants
I came to America with my Chinese parents. And money. Like every Chinese immigrant we did speak bad English. But unlike the millions of...
Cover Yourself and Those Things You Love with Solar Panels
The White House has a bet to keep, yeah more important than Net Neutrality: saving some American middle class, because it is disappearing as fast...
I Wanna Be Your Woman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Be Careful What You Wish For Section correspondent, was searching for the untold virtues of silence, when he read that
The...
Spicer Briefings by PigeonGrams!
In a surprising new twist for our decaying democracy, TPV has been invited to attend the West Wing briefings. The invitation was delivered by...
Mr. Allen’s Flab-o-phobia
Superficially speaking, Mr. Woody Allen’s latest film is more of the same. It is an integral part of his oeuvre. If Whatever Works portrays...
Eat Drink Man Placenta. Repeat
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Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zero Calories Section correspondent, was licking some aspartame off his pants, when he read Rethinking Eating. Start-ups are engineering “meat” and “eggs” from...
The Kids Are Alright. Or Maybe They Aren’t
I own the CD “The Best of Pete Townshend,” and the use of the word ‘best’ in relation to this collection of songs is...
Old School …New Expectations
Is Your First Grader College Ready? That's what the Times asked today. Marquel didn't know how anybody could answer that. Is there a first...
Halliburton Jingle Bells
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Prophets of War Section correspondent, was watching the Asian CNN when he read that U.S. Foreign Arms Deals Increased Nearly $10...
True Educational Grit
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes True Grit Section correspondent, was grinding his teeth when he read Should Schools Teach Personality? Traits like “grit,” more associated with personality...
Kiss you once, shame on you. Kiss you again, sexual harassment on me
Our nation is in the midst of a public school make-over. We need leaders. So, why not improve our education with a better curriculum;...
The Times For Sale
Bernie Sanderss Revolutionary Roots Were Nurtured in 60s Vermont, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Choose a Candidate and Call It News correspondent, while sending all...
















