Warren’s hypothetical IMPERATIVE
Obama Calls Elizabeth Warren ‘Absolutely Wrong’ on Trade Deal, because, Marquel read the text, Obama thinks her criticisms are 'hypotheticals.' Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hypointellectual Black...
Getting Exercised
Can you imagine the bad news, Marquel thought chewing fast some mashed potatoes, Dave Goldberg, Silicon Valley Executive, Said to Have Died After Exercising....
Whatever It Is Carly’s Against It
Carly Fiorina Announces 2016 Presidential Campaign, the Times published and Marquel sighed. After all he is TPVs NYTimes Whatever It Is I'm Against It Section...
The Ugly Truth, according to Hillary
Bernie Sanders Announces He Is Running for President, read aloud Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who? Section correspondent, and Gail Collins responded by writing a tepid op-ed piece...
So, Who’s Brutus
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Angry Mob Section correspondent was surprisingly happy, so he went to the Tavern on the Green and ordered a six course...
the umlaut of laughter and forgetting
Minnesota Town With Scandinavian Roots Gets Its Umlaut Back, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Getting Dotty Section correspondent read this morning and got giddy thinking about...
The Unbearable Lightness of Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Surprise Surprise Section, was blowing his nose to avoid picking it, when he read
Hillary Clinton Set to Announce 2016 Presidential Bid. The...
Scott Walker Vows to Bring Back the Dead: The Alzheimer Dead
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Alzheimer's in the White House Section correspondent, spent an entire morning bent over his shoes trying to remember what he was...
Stayin’ Alive in Afghanistan
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Slow Down Section correspondent, was napping, when he had a bad dream and woke up to read U.S. Agrees to Slow Pullout...
Mustard. A McDonald’s Worker’s Best Friend
Here is the testimonial of a McDonald's worker:
One day, under pressure to rush at my job at McDonald's, I slipped on a wet floor. I...
God, Save Us from Governor McCrory
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pardon Me Section correspondent, was trying to give his seat to an injured war veteran, when he had to sit down...
Not Guilty until Something or Other
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Monkey Trial Section correspondent, was playing hopscotch while pretending to listen to Mufi, when he stopped in the middle of a...
Latter Day Communists
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Stupid Bigotry for Soi-Disant Religious Reasons Section correspondent, Marquel read NYTimes: States Weigh Legislation to Let Businesses Refuse to Serve Gay...
Barbara’s Younger Son, Jeb
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Like Father Like Son Section correspondent, was engaged in a thoughtful moment when he read that Jeb Bush talks about foreign...
