Death, by Chris Burden
Chris Burden, a Conceptualist With Scars, Dies at 69, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's Next Section correspondent, and laughed at the joke.
Burden is famous for...
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
I Want Your Sex. Safely
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Keep It Up Section correspondent, was wondering about Scientology, when he felt a desire to rid the world of insanity and read...
Hill, Would Your Face on the $20 Bill Suffice?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hey Lady Section correspondent was hailing a cab when he saw the driver's gender and unperturbed walked in and said, "To...
bees
once
words were bees
your pollen enticed
tore from my heart’s hive
torrid drones
your scent convulsed
coaxed from shadow
compelled to speak
sumptuous words
only those bees could.
***
By NEIL BROSNAN: bees
Letter to Cartoonophobes:
It is with deep interest that I read how some people of Allah enlist themselves to kill cartoonists. And I wonder: why?
Why do people...
Experience a Google Kiss only Better
Google invites us to experience a kiss like never before this February. I took the challenge and I started searching for my two favorite...
“The fault, dear Kanye, is not in your music, but in yourself. And the...
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ain't Have All The Shit to Print Section correspondent, was farting musically when he read Kanye West, Beck, Papa John and...
Hair, Nip, Rump and Kanye
The best four moments of the 57th Grammy Awards were shockingly not related to music but to the people who brought us atonal tonalities, aka amusical crap:
4....
Madonna Embraces Millennials- Wholeheartedly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgS8NjSTys
Madonna, the marketing magnet who doesn’t seem to want to go away, launched her new video on social media yesterday; no, not that old...
Bono’s Appendix to His Little Book to Humanity
TPV is greatful to be able to reproduce Bono's appendix to his little book published a few days ago on his website.
If this is...
What Would Lee Strasberg Say?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Method Section correspondent, was doing his daily pushups when he read Inmate Improv. Can a prison theater workshop prepare men for a life...
Valerie, Thank You for This Moment. Not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6XllkKLX2U
Valerie, the neurotic pretty girl who grew up into a hysterical hag, wrote a score-settling memoir which happens to be a tragic and demeaning tale of...
Cuomo’s Got the Kiss of Death: Hillary’s
The Democratic Primary is this coming Tuesday, September 9, and Andrew Cuomo is scared. Deadly scared. He just asked his mommy dearest for help!
Hillary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKX4bQeMRc8
Now, little...
