Madonna Pays to be Watched
Madonna was a cute girl and everybody loved her thirty years ago. She had money then, and now, she has even more. When she...
Ballad for Bernie
Bernie Sanders, you’re white
Bad, but not your fault.
Bernie Sanders you’re no spring chick
But you’re wise, youthful, and caring
Bernie, I don’t need a selfie with...
Ghost Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ghosts and Phantoms Section correspondent, was praying for a happy ending, when he read Harper Lee’s ‘Go Set a Watchman.’ This...
Awakening in New York with Maya
Taking the subway is a cultural event I enjoy dearly. This is for you from Maya Angelou, via TPV.
Enjoy!
Bodily Intact Musetto Expires at 74
Vincent Musetto, 74, Author of ‘Headless’ Headline of Ageless Fame, Is Dead, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Say It Again Sam Section correspondent. Marquel mourned. The...
Death, by Chris Burden
Chris Burden, a Conceptualist With Scars, Dies at 69, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's Next Section correspondent, and laughed at the joke.
Burden is famous for...
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
I Want Your Sex. Safely
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Keep It Up Section correspondent, was wondering about Scientology, when he felt a desire to rid the world of insanity and read...
Hill, Would Your Face on the $20 Bill Suffice?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hey Lady Section correspondent was hailing a cab when he saw the driver's gender and unperturbed walked in and said, "To...
Letter to Cartoonophobes:
It is with deep interest that I read how some people of Allah enlist themselves to kill cartoonists. And I wonder: why?
Why do people...
Experience a Google Kiss only Better
Google invites us to experience a kiss like never before this February. I took the challenge and I started searching for my two favorite...
Hair, Nip, Rump and Kanye
The best four moments of the 57th Grammy Awards were shockingly not related to music but to the people who brought us atonal tonalities, aka amusical crap:
4....
Madonna Embraces Millennials- Wholeheartedly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgS8NjSTys
Madonna, the marketing magnet who doesn’t seem to want to go away, launched her new video on social media yesterday; no, not that old...
Bono’s Appendix to His Little Book to Humanity
TPV is greatful to be able to reproduce Bono's appendix to his little book published a few days ago on his website.
If this is...
