Proudly Made in America – Presidential Sexual Assault
“I did try and fuck her. She was married.
I moved on her like a bitch,
But I couldn’t get there.
And she was married.
You know I’m...
Scary News: Incessantly Calling Trump a Big Fat Liar
In an unprecedented legislative attempt to censor what people say, under a broad, vague test based on what the government thinks the public should or...
Sean Hannity, the Tough Crybaby
Sean Hannity is ethical. He's not your run-of-the-mill opportunist. He never liked crybabies. Once he tweeted:
I get the impression u r a crybaby whose...
TPV Says Ditto: Donald’s Too Fucking Stupid to Exist
Though we have seen Trump’s dumb tweets for ages now, here is a new one:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Since the Obama Administration was told way before...
The Little Corporal!
We are so lucky to have discovered Jessica Raimi.
Here is a perfect summer read reprinted by permission!*
Beneath the gilded dome of the Invalides in...
From Russia with Evidence
NYTimes: How Russian Media Photographed a Closed Meeting With Trump
By Marquel, TPV new York Times correspondent.
According to the story, allowing the Russians in the...
NYT: Afghan Spy Chief Defies Labels, Usefully…
says spy is a mere label thus he's not a spy, and stop blowing my cover.
Be Aware! Awareness Alert
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Idiocy Section correspondent, was counting Donald Trumps' boogers, when Ivanka asked him to stop and read Why I Use Trigger Warnings.
They don’t...
What’s The Story Penis Glory?
Chicago, Illinois (Trump Tower, Master Cuts) – via AshleyMadison – Cro$hondola, rich on the advance she just received for her new book, Go Set...
As Long as He Delivers, Trump Will Build Hotels
If anybody needed more reason for why Trump has not been deposed yet, here comes another great piece of writing: Trump delivers.
Here is more...
Ben Carson Wants to Make Housing Available. Just Not Too Comfy.
Constipated, Marquel was reading a print copy of NYTimes, thinking how handy it proved if the toilet paper would prove too little. Ben Carson...
Debbie doesn’t do Philly…
Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigned Sunday as chair of the Democratic National Committee.
"My job is done. I've hacked the primaries like no Republican...
Is Gorka the Next Michael Flinn?
There are Washington resignations that end stories. Then there is the resignation of National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Flynn's abrupt departure reveals a national...
