Will Iraq Join the Union? Which State Would It Emulate?
President Barack Obama isn't ruling out any potential responses to escalating violence in Iraq.
We have been monitoring the situation on the ground there, he...
The Times – fluff that’s fit, or not, to print
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Stupid Items Section correspondent, was going to vote when he read Naked Is Not a Costume Running the Marathon? Leave that mask at...
To Be or Not to Be. That’s Not the Question
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes puzzle section correspondent, was polishing his nails when he received a phone call to read Syria Suicide Bombing Puts U.S. Face on...
World Cup 2014 – NYC Subway Series
The defending champions limp off at the full-time whistle. The Dutch triumph in the remake of the 2010 final as Spanish-language horror film.
What the hell...
What a Dingo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0Marquel was studying how to become a 7th Day Adventist when he watched this Times Video: Vindication at Last for a Woman Scorned by Australia’s...
TheWeekholeView: The Man in Love with Solitude
Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, August...
Don’t Cry for Guns, America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdX33CqIRTIMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Bullseye correspondent, was doing very little when he read Ready, Aim, Fire, Then Relax in the Lounge . A new wave of luxurious...
We Don’t Have a Dog in This Fight
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes enemies section correspondent, was refusing to take the garbage outside, when he noticed this amazing piece of Joycean literature: U.S. Is...
Confederate X
piss stains on the wizard sheet
pulled from last night’s bed
southern clown
klansman gown
fearful eyes beneath a cutout pillowcase
boo inside a bigot’s head
black Bible talk behind...
North by North Pole
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Fresh Minty Breath Section correspondent, was chewing some mint gum, when he read A Harsh Climate Calls for Banishment of the...
Ode to Reagan – the Bestest Republican Ever!
Marquel spent this entire Saturday occupied with reading older issues of the New York Times. He was smilingly reading this December 30, 1877 article, "The Power of...
Good Morning Hot Dogs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuk8AOjGURE
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes War in Manhattan Section correspondent, was brushing his dandruff off his Paul Stuart coat, when he read Putting the Cart Before...
Bubba Can Still Deliver. But at What Price
Last night, Bubba nominated Obama at the Democratic National Convention. Bubba gave us all a taste of what we would like to, but we...
