Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus 

Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...

Rembrandt, You’re So Vain

With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal. Rembrandt painted more selfies than...

Is Ukraine the Clintons’ Falklands War?

Few remember Margaret Thatcher, the Hillary of the 1980s, the British prime minister who never once thought about anybody but her family and friends....

Rutgers Discovers the Power of Principled-Conviction

It’s that time of the year when colleges have to put on a show for the parents who spent oodles of money so their...

Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly...

As ParisMatch announces "The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful" TPV launches an investigation under the banner "How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?" None....

Endless Lines

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Moebius Section correspondent, was cutting thin stripes of colored paper, when he read The Venezuelan authorities detained several executives of a...

Hillary’s Bill Collection

Bill de Blasio will be the next Mayor of NYC and now he is getting ready to break bread or pie with Hillary. I...

Diapers – White House Baby Steps for a Baby Problem

In an extraordinary move, the White House is trying to address the teenage pregnancy issue. Their policy experts have come up with an amazing...

Breaking Old News – White House Folks Work for The NY Times. And Vice...

TPV has finally something to say. Repeating itself.  We make a digital living off The New York Times. Especially its political experts. Their expertise? Staring at...

“Systemic Exertion Intolerance” aka “Let the Immigrants Work”

Marquel TPVs NY Times I'm Tired Section correspondent, was yawning so hard that he had to stop and red the Times for a while....

Not Guilty until Something or Other

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Monkey Trial Section correspondent, was playing hopscotch while pretending to listen to Mufi, when he stopped in the middle of a...

Bloomberg from Billionaire Mayor to Billionaire Douchebag

In a last attempt to establish a legacy beyond governing the City when the Plaza Hotel moved hands from Eloise to Arab sheiks, ...

PigMan or Man-Child

In a remarkable—if likely controversial—feat, scientists announced today that they have created the first successful human-animal hybrids. The media hails the project as proving the impossible...

Eastern Europe Best Corporate Choice Award. Beats Both Africa and Asia Minor

The vote is in. Eastern Europe Best Corporate Choice Award. Beats Both Africa and Asia Minor. Why shall we force our pharmaceuticals to go to...
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