Letter to Cartoonophobes:
It is with deep interest that I read how some people of Allah enlist themselves to kill cartoonists. And I wonder: why?
Why do people...
Is Ukraine the Clintons’ Falklands War?
Few remember Margaret Thatcher, the Hillary of the 1980s, the British prime minister who never once thought about anybody but her family and friends....
Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding...
TheTrumpHole
#ThePotholeView has found its match, #TheTrumpHole. But,
while both TPV and TTH can look vacuous, only one is truly empty-headed.
while both #TPV & #TTH are...
Netanyahu’s One-Man Country
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Unheard Congressional Speeches Section correspondent, was drinking a Guiness with his fish and chips breakfast when he had a brilliant idea....
Breaking News: TPV Doesn’t Compete with FoxNews
In his article, FEAR & UNbalanced: Confessions of a 14-Year Fox News Hitman, Tobin Smith explains he was hired by Fox to create a nation...
The Rites of Passage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Don't Worry Be Happy Section correspondent, was eating a bun holding two dogs covered in chili under the torrid Bronx sun,...
Don’t Cry for Mark, Refugees!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes There's An Idiot Born Every Minute Section correspondent, was happily chewing gum while watching the Pope on TV when he almost...
Fear and Loathing in the Manhole – Jindling all the Way
Monroe County, Georgia (Whistle Stop Cafe) via TeleType Croshondola, still reeling from the cocaine-addled orgy that was the first Republican Debait-and-Switch in...
That Shaking Needs More Harrisa?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes This Land Is My Land, This Land Is My Land Section (Goody Wuthrie) correspondent, was having cramps when he read Israeli...
The Luck of the Hemingway Cats
Key West’s Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum, home to about 50 six-toed cats descended from one that belonged to the famed writer, made it...
Inexplicable Daily Events or Shia LaBeouf’s Facelift Surgery
Shia LaBeouf is known for his shortcuts whether they are creative or otherwise. Last year, writer-director Shia LaBeouf used the graphic novel, Justin M. Damiano, byGhost Worlds Daniel...
Police Say Spy Found in Bag Probably Died by Accident
The London police said that Gareth Williams, a British intelligence analyst whose naked body was found in a sports bag in August 2010, probably...
Republican Debait RE-CAP: Cris Crispy Participates, BUTT No Gay Talk
Hell, Michigan (Waffle House), via Teletype Croshondola, the Pothole Views Manhole View correspondent, reports from the field:
After the forced gay marriages thingy happened in...


















