Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus
Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...
Kiss you once, shame on you. Kiss you again, sexual harassment on me
Our nation is in the midst of a public school make-over. We need leaders. So, why not improve our education with a better curriculum;...
Don’t Cry for Mark, Refugees!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes There's An Idiot Born Every Minute Section correspondent, was happily chewing gum while watching the Pope on TV when he almost...
TPV Says Ditto: Donald’s Too Fucking Stupid to Exist
Though we have seen Trump’s dumb tweets for ages now, here is a new one:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Since the Obama Administration was told way before...
Police Say Spy Found in Bag Probably Died by Accident
The London police said that Gareth Williams, a British intelligence analyst whose naked body was found in a sports bag in August 2010, probably...
While Looking for Debris from The Lost Jet, Japanese Fisherman Finds Osama Bin Laden’s...
A Japanese fisherman thought he would become the next shining star of the news shows around the globe, when he found a body he...
Johnny Depp Smuggled Amber Heard Illegally to Australia
The Internet is aghast that the sexiest man alive, from a few years back, had to smuggle his own wife illegally to Australia.
"First the...
The Inexplicable Lack of Words to Define a Progressive
Following Bill de Blasio's oustanding results in yesterday's democratic primaries for Mayor of New York, the corporate blogosphere is suddenly struggling to find what they...
Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly...
As ParisMatch announces
"The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful"
TPV launches an investigation under the banner "How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?"
None....
The Inexplicable Value of Women in Power
Susan Sarandon, according to Maureen Dowd, summarized it best for the rest of us in awe of accomplished women in power:
“you can’t just vote...
Inexplicable Daily Events: The Japanese Care. Congress Lunches on Wheat
We may not think that the Japanese are our keepers, but they are, and may the power remain with them.
In 2004, the United States...
Kill Democracy to Anoint a Woman
Now, that the Clintons are behind the orange revolt in Ukraine - friends of friends have acquired the Ukraine gas and need to exploit...
TPV’s Own Times Correspondent On “South Africans Embark on Day of ‘Prayer and Reflection’...
At the start of a week of commemorations, South Africans gathered Sunday to pay homage to the man who embodied the battle against apartheid....
Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding...
