Happy New Possum
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Varmint Section correspondent, was petting a white rat lost in the NYC subway system when he read North Carolina: Opossum Drop Is...
The Wedding Ring that Saved a Marriage
We all heard stories about the dog who saved a marriage, or the adopted child, or the gold mine whose discovery saved the couple's...
What Is Wrong with the Left? Its Republican Balls
Now, Charlie Hebdo is what TPV would like to be compared to when people need to compare us to some thing or another. So,...
Obama Is a Mistake, Says Microsoft Office Word
Obama is a mistake, says Microsoft Office Word (MOW).
Well, it's true. The word 'Obama' does not exist in the word thesaurus of the popular text editing program, Microsoft...
Little Green Men
A Crisis at the Edge of Physics, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes One Upon A Time Science Section correspondent. This one was a toughie. The challenge...
Seal up your lips & give no thoughts and mum’s the word
In a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes Bill Clinton as the first Republican...
The Inexplicable Value of Women in Power
Susan Sarandon, according to Maureen Dowd, summarized it best for the rest of us in awe of accomplished women in power:
“you can’t just vote...
Obama’s Dominos Game with Putin. TPV’s Counteroffer – Some Like It Hot
Remember the staring game of your childhood: Who Blinks First? Obama’s posse asks him to force Putin to blink first. But Putin does not...
Bloomberg from Billionaire Mayor to Billionaire Douchebag
In a last attempt to establish a legacy beyond governing the City when the Plaza Hotel moved hands from Eloise to Arab sheiks, ...
The Day They Invented Old Age
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMiCGOZVkgQ
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Useless Elderly Section correspondent, was patting his pocket copy of the Myth of Sisyphus, when he read For Some, ’Tis...
Inexplicable Daily Events or Shia LaBeouf’s Facelift Surgery
Shia LaBeouf is known for his shortcuts whether they are creative or otherwise. Last year, writer-director Shia LaBeouf used the graphic novel, Justin M. Damiano, byGhost World‘s Daniel...
Bye Bye Birdie Clinton
The Republicans are singing Bye Bye Birdie Clinton. She is gone.
The Times, fearing El Chapo's bid, had to print the news that Hill-Billy plays...
Inexplicable Daily Events -Obama Withers in the Snowden Storm
One small day after making lame jokes on the lamest late night comedy show, Obama cancels his Moscow play date with ruffian Putin.
Had...
Facebook (or Zuckerberg) – The Times’ Deep Throat in Russian Matters
TPV knows that this year's Pulitzer Prize for excellence in source gathering is gone, but the clock is ticking for that 2015 prize. Its first...
