Sarah Palin- So Close Yet so Clueless
“If I was in charge,” Palin said Saturday in Indianapolis, “they would know, waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
Clarification 1: Sarah is a hunter...
Obama Is a Mistake, Says Microsoft Office Word
Obama is a mistake, says Microsoft Office Word (MOW).
Well, it's true. The word 'Obama' does not exist in the word thesaurus of the popular text editing program, Microsoft...
To Nimitz or Not to Nimitz
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Models & Hobbies Section correspondent was flying over a cuckoo's nest, when he read Iran’s Navy Blasts Away at a Mock U.S....
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
Baby Brother
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes For Auld Lang Syne Section correspondent, was watching Al-Jazzera English TV, when he read Jeb Bush’s Revisionist History of the Iraq...
Bloomberg from Billionaire Mayor to Billionaire Douchebag
In a last attempt to establish a legacy beyond governing the City when the Plaza Hotel moved hands from Eloise to Arab sheiks, ...
Pothole scoops the uncivilized world with Mohammed cartoon contest winner!
Pamela Geller, Organizer of Muhammad Cartoon Contest, Trumpets Results, Marquel TPVs NYTimes Musicians Section correspondent, read in disbelief. Marquel gazed at the winning entry. It...
Three Criminals. Three Schmucks
In response to the Charlie Hebdo's best wishes tweet, sent to everybody including, the leader of ISIS, "Meilleurs vœux, au fait," two brothers and a...
The Wedding Ring that Saved a Marriage
We all heard stories about the dog who saved a marriage, or the adopted child, or the gold mine whose discovery saved the couple's...
Another Thin Resolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQ-YWhPVZoMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Third World Fantasy Section correspondent was watching Another Thin Man from an undisclosed location, when a carrier pigeon brought him the Times....
Rutgers Discovers the Power of Principled-Conviction
It’s that time of the year when colleges have to put on a show for the parents who spent oodles of money so their...
Pakistan Charges 9-month old “Babyface Khan” With Murder
The New York Times has started its global reach by publishing: Rounding Up Suspects, Pakistan Charges a Baby. No intimidated by this, Marquel, TPVs...
While Looking for Debris from The Lost Jet, Japanese Fisherman Finds Osama Bin Laden’s...
A Japanese fisherman thought he would become the next shining star of the news shows around the globe, when he found a body he...
Inexplicable Events: Was She Kidnapped or Was She a Gift?
An olive-skinned Greek couple protests the unfounded accusation of kidnapping their only fair-haired child.
She is adopted, the Roma couple asserts from jail. Bulgaria is full...
