Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding...
The Luck of the Hemingway Cats
Key West’s Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum, home to about 50 six-toed cats descended from one that belonged to the famed writer, made it...
Inexplicable Daily Events: Eat Cake or Leave!
The French are well known for many things; among them for “Let them eat cake!” TPV adds to that,
“Why not, let them eat...
Obama’s Dominos Game with Putin. TPV’s Counteroffer – Some Like It Hot
Remember the staring game of your childhood: Who Blinks First? Obama’s posse asks him to force Putin to blink first. But Putin does not...
Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus
Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...
Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely
In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...
The Immeasurable Value of Children
Identity Theft Poses Extra Troubles for Children, Marquel read in the Times and yawned. That was news, he thought and continued his walk through...
The Day They Invented Old Age
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMiCGOZVkgQ
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Useless Elderly Section correspondent, was patting his pocket copy of the Myth of Sisyphus, when he read For Some, ’Tis...
TheTrumpHole
#ThePotholeView has found its match, #TheTrumpHole. But,
while both TPV and TTH can look vacuous, only one is truly empty-headed.
while both #TPV & #TTH are...
The Perils of Translating Putang Ina
In a statement released on Tuesday, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said that he was sorry for using ambiguous words.
When I called President Barack Obama a...
Sarah Palin- So Close Yet so Clueless
“If I was in charge,” Palin said Saturday in Indianapolis, “they would know, waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
Clarification 1: Sarah is a hunter...
The Sweaty Lower Classes
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Carrier Corporation Section correspondent, was elbowing CitiBank to go and kiss the Pope's left hand, when he stopped to read Pope Francis,...
Inexplicable Daily Events – Russian Twitter
Alexei Pushkov, a Russian MP tweeted that Snowden accepted the Venezuelan offer of asylum. Alexei Pushkov also tweeted that Berlusconi accepted the Italian prison...
Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly...
As ParisMatch announces
"The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful"
TPV launches an investigation under the banner "How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?"
None....
