Because the Onion Thinks Trump’s Worthy of Your Time
It's not called the State of the Union address, but @realDonald Trump's first live Tweet address to a joint session of Congress.
Many will be watching...
Little Green Men
A Crisis at the Edge of Physics, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes One Upon A Time Science Section correspondent. This one was a toughie. The challenge...
Inexplicable Silence: Why Didn’t Chelsea Come Out a Day Earlier?
Chelsea! used to bring to mind the youngest Clinton to date. Not anymore. Now, it would bring to mind the sweetest and best looking...
I Shoot the Gays therefore I Am. A Gay Muslim .
A gunman shot dead about 50 people and injured 42 others in a crowded gay nightclub in Florida early on Sunday before being killed...
Rutgers Discovers the Power of Principled-Conviction
It’s that time of the year when colleges have to put on a show for the parents who spent oodles of money so their...
Damn, It’s Hard
Albuquerque 911 Dispatcher Who Hung Up on Caller Quits, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Can't Even Section correspondent. In June, a young woman dialled...
Baby Brother
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes For Auld Lang Syne Section correspondent, was watching Al-Jazzera English TV, when he read Jeb Bush’s Revisionist History of the Iraq...
Letter to Cartoonophobes:
It is with deep interest that I read how some people of Allah enlist themselves to kill cartoonists. And I wonder: why?
Why do people...
PigMan or Man-Child
In a remarkable—if likely controversial—feat, scientists announced today that they have created the first successful human-animal hybrids. The media hails the project as proving the impossible...
Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly...
As ParisMatch announces
"The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful"
TPV launches an investigation under the banner "How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?"
None....
Trump’s Bowel Movement Is on Twitter
Donald's week has three days: Friday golf, Saturday golf, and Sunday golf. The other days are just a periodical bowel movement in the company...
Republican Debait RE-CAP: Cris Crispy Participates, BUTT No Gay Talk
Hell, Michigan (Waffle House), via Teletype— Croshondola, the Pothole View’s Manhole View correspondent, reports from the field:
After the forced gay marriages thingy happened in...
Obama Is a Mistake, Says Microsoft Office Word
Obama is a mistake, says Microsoft Office Word (MOW).
Well, it's true. The word 'Obama' does not exist in the word thesaurus of the popular text editing program, Microsoft...
Trump and the Terrorists Speaking the Same Language – Chaos
Recently TPV hosted a few scholars with money to vacation in NYC and had a discussion about Trump and terrorists.
Terrorists may take a four...
