Inexplicable Daily Events – The Best of Weiner via Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—One day after his campaign manager quit, the mayoral candidate Anthony D. Weiner named his penis to the post, telling...
What Is Wrong with the Left? Its Republican Balls
Now, Charlie Hebdo is what TPV would like to be compared to when people need to compare us to some thing or another. So,...
TPV’s Final Interview with Che’s Manhunter
In an interview with TPV, former CIA operative Felix Rodriguez, who participated in the historic manhunt to capture Ernesto "Che" Guevara, repeated and elaborated...
The Rites of Passage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Don't Worry Be Happy Section correspondent, was eating a bun holding two dogs covered in chili under the torrid Bronx sun,...
Netanyahu’s One-Man Country
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Unheard Congressional Speeches Section correspondent, was drinking a Guiness with his fish and chips breakfast when he had a brilliant idea....
Revisiting the Wikipedia Entry for Burning at the Stake
Until very recently, Jeanne d'Arc, a remarkable peasant from north-east France, was the most famous person burnt at the stake. Of course, there are a few other...
Yes, all the Wealthy Can Be Deserving of Positive Propaganda. Not Just the Very...
I secretly wish I will receive a state dinner invitation from the White House. That is in addition to hoping to write meaningfully and...
To Nimitz or Not to Nimitz
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Models & Hobbies Section correspondent was flying over a cuckoo's nest, when he read Iran’s Navy Blasts Away at a Mock U.S....
Not a Klimt, Still Gold
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Good Fences Make Good Neighbors Section correspondent, was eating a piece of bread, when he read During Bakery Break-In, Only Recipes Are...
Another Thin Resolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQ-YWhPVZoMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Third World Fantasy Section correspondent was watching Another Thin Man from an undisclosed location, when a carrier pigeon brought him the Times....
Oh Sarah, Breitbart Is Your Next Call
Oh Sarah, here we go again
I can't get past the pain of what you try to say to me
I'm too old now to learn...
Three Criminals. Three Schmucks
In response to the Charlie Hebdo's best wishes tweet, sent to everybody including, the leader of ISIS, "Meilleurs vœux, au fait," two brothers and a...
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
Trading Republicanism. Made in USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLo7tHDHgOc
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Prices Section correspondent was writing a thank-you-but-no note, when he read G.O.P. Error Reveals Donors and the Price of Access. An...
