When is TPV going to do its civic duty?
When is TPV going to do its civic duty? a reader asked.
"I thought we did," dana replied sheepishly.
Forty state-run Iranian media outlets have jointly...
Don’t Cry for Mark, Refugees!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes There's An Idiot Born Every Minute Section correspondent, was happily chewing gum while watching the Pope on TV when he almost...
When Bob Survives Dr. Marvin
Depressed? Try Therapy Without the Therapist, says Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Chip Off The Old Block Section correspondent, and he is not alone. This was...
The United Trump EStates
At a raucous rally in Phoenix Arizona, the United Trump EStates manager in chief said he would insist on the American government finance the...
Not Guilty until Something or Other
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Monkey Trial Section correspondent, was playing hopscotch while pretending to listen to Mufi, when he stopped in the middle of a...
Because the Onion Thinks Trump’s Worthy of Your Time
It's not called the State of the Union address, but @realDonald Trump's first live Tweet address to a joint session of Congress.
Many will be watching...
Inexplicable Daily Events or Shia LaBeouf’s Facelift Surgery
Shia LaBeouf is known for his shortcuts whether they are creative or otherwise. Last year, writer-director Shia LaBeouf used the graphic novel, Justin M. Damiano, byGhost World‘s Daniel...
Johnny Depp Smuggled Amber Heard Illegally to Australia
The Internet is aghast that the sexiest man alive, from a few years back, had to smuggle his own wife illegally to Australia.
"First the...
Inexplicable Events: Was She Kidnapped or Was She a Gift?
An olive-skinned Greek couple protests the unfounded accusation of kidnapping their only fair-haired child.
She is adopted, the Roma couple asserts from jail. Bulgaria is full...
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
Facebook and Instagram Make History, and History Makes Them.
Posts about private weapon sales will only be visible to users older than 18, says Facebook and Instagram.
But TPV sees a big problem with...
PigMan or Man-Child
In a remarkable—if likely controversial—feat, scientists announced today that they have created the first successful human-animal hybrids. The media hails the project as proving the impossible...
The Perils of Translating Putang Ina
In a statement released on Tuesday, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said that he was sorry for using ambiguous words.
When I called President Barack Obama a...
Obama Is a Mistake, Says Microsoft Office Word
Obama is a mistake, says Microsoft Office Word (MOW).
Well, it's true. The word 'Obama' does not exist in the word thesaurus of the popular text editing program, Microsoft...
