Getting Exercised
Can you imagine the bad news, Marquel thought chewing fast some mashed potatoes, Dave Goldberg, Silicon Valley Executive, Said to Have Died After Exercising....
Whatever It Is Carly’s Against It
Carly Fiorina Announces 2016 Presidential Campaign, the Times published and Marquel sighed. After all he is TPVs NYTimes Whatever It Is I'm Against It Section...
Pothole scoops the uncivilized world with Mohammed cartoon contest winner!
Pamela Geller, Organizer of Muhammad Cartoon Contest, Trumpets Results, Marquel TPVs NYTimes Musicians Section correspondent, read in disbelief. Marquel gazed at the winning entry. It...
The Sad Sequel
More Rescues From Boko Haram Nigeria Reported, and Marquel TPVs NYTimes Told You So Section correspondent, was only too happy to read it. It...
Whinny Winners
At Long Last, a Kentucky Derby Only About the Horses, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Inequality Section correspondent. Now that American Pharaoh won the Derby,...
The Ugly Truth, according to Hillary
Bernie Sanders Announces He Is Running for President, read aloud Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who? Section correspondent, and Gail Collins responded by writing a tepid op-ed piece...
Ay Mamita Mamita
Fewer Children Are Entering U.S. Illegally as Mexico Cracks Down, read Marquel, TPV's NYTimes Cost of Labor Section correspondent. Marquel realized this was not a...
How to Know What You Are & What You May Become
How to Attract Female Engineers. Huh? Marquel thought. The Times has become Craig's List? How to attract the woman, or man, of your choice....
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here
Speeding in Finland Can Cost a Fortune, if You Already Have One, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Speedcam Section correspondent. So this guy sped through...
So, Who’s Brutus
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Angry Mob Section correspondent was surprisingly happy, so he went to the Tavern on the Green and ordered a six course...
The Best Is Still to Come
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Money, Aside From Hillary, Is The Root Of All Problems Section correspondent was uncomfortably happy because he had just been nominated...
Spoofing
Trader Charged in ‘Flash Crash’ Case to Fight Extradition to U.S., the copy of the Times he was holding tight said, and Marquel, TPVs...
The Improbable Magician, Elio Toaff
Elio Toaff, Spiritual Leader of Italian Jews, Dies at 99, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flawed Heroes Section correspondent, and he felt a pang o...
The Immeasurable Value of Children
Identity Theft Poses Extra Troubles for Children, Marquel read in the Times and yawned. That was news, he thought and continued his walk through...
