Whoremolization
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Former and Future Banana Republic Section correspondent, was window shopping at Pink Pussycat on 4th Street in the Village, when a...
Things Will Be Great. When?
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Shun Tan Section correspondent, was tanning his bum, when he read U.S. Should Shun Torture, Clinton Says in New York. Hillary Rodham...
Aliens in Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpjeVoWuxN4Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dogcatcher Section correspondent, was smelling his armpits when he read G.O.P. Hopefuls Honing Attacks Against Hillary Clinton. To win the party’s nomination...
Heaven – Steps Away
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Heaven Section correspondent, was thinking how easy Catholics had it, when he read Dogs in Heaven? Pope Francis Leaves Pearly Gates Open. Pope...
Roll over Beethoven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rLci6tPOtYMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Canine Spy Section correspondent, was considering giving a bone to a passing-by dog, when he read
Architects of C.I.A. Interrogation Drew on...
U.S.A. = Torture, Inc.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Domination Section correspondent, was thinking about composing a new prayer book, when he read Panel Faults C.I.A. Over Brutality and Deceit...
Uber Über Alles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqESwzCGg4Marquel, TPVs Nytimes Sex and Violence Section correspondent, was listening to some punk noise, when he read Woman Accuses Uber Driver in India of Rape. ...
Madly Crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Bd6kT6E1Q Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Education Desk correspondent, was considering applying for Continuing Ed classes when he read University Says It Can Account for Missing Brains. The...
NY Ain’t the Planet of the Apes, Court Rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U5pJsmV6RQMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Opposable Thumb Section correspondent, was playing with his pet when he read - Chimps Don’t Have Same Rights as Humans, Court Says.
In a...
Public Protector No. 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnS53fNfpkEMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Chokehold Section correspondent, was learning some new judo moves, when he read Mayor de Blasio Announces Retraining of New York Police. Mayor Bill...
NFL Disturbance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZo72VgUAikMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Domestic Violence Section, Mutual Desk, correspondent, was watching an installment of the Human Caterpillar, when he stopped to take a break and...
Public Schools to Segregate Romeos from Juliets
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Inequality Section correspondent, was sharing a bagel with a Bowery bum, when the bum asked him to read aloud Old Tactic...
Greed all around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72DZ3dw5JUgMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Milk in the Batter Section correspondent, was sewing a costume, when he read Sendak’s Estate: Debating Where the Things Go. Lynn...
Don’t Cry for Guns, America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdX33CqIRTIMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Bullseye correspondent, was doing very little when he read Ready, Aim, Fire, Then Relax in the Lounge . A new wave of luxurious...
