Long Work Hours Can Cause Depression Unless They Don’t
Studies indicate that putting in extra hours at the office can elevate the risk of developing anxiety and depression, read Marquel TPVs NYTimes Work Makes...
Hillary Comes with Proper Instructions
Hillary Clinton to Show More Humor and Heart, Aides Say, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Good Cheer Section correspondent. And then he fell asleep.
Staff members...
The Washable Sharpie
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Work Makes You Free Section correspondent was counting toothpicks in a Chinese restaurant when he read, Czech Republic Criticized After Officers...
When in America Do Like Trump
Donald Trump Says Jeb Bush Should Stop Speaking Spanish. According to Trump, Americans speak English, Mexicans speak Mexican, and Canadians speak Canadian. Marquel agreed...
Be Right Back!
Wes Craven, a Master of Slasher Horror Films, Dies at 76, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes zombie section correspondent. He immediately got depressed and screamed.
Mr. Craven, a...
Barry & Michelle — The Mountain High
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mounting Rights Section correspondent, was having eggs over easy, when he read that 3,000 Miles From Denali, Ohio Fumes Over Renaming...
Concessions to the Locked-up Man
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Welcome Walmart Shoppers Section correspondent, was counting his pennies when he read Prison Vendors See Continued Signs of a Captive Market.
As...
The Festival of Falsities
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Splice In Time Section correspondent, was making a collage of dead flowers, when he read Undercover Planned Parenthood Videos Were...
America’s Beautiful Guns
Marquel, the only Times rigorous reader correspondent, woke up to the old news that guns have their own mind and will, much like a man. A...
If Only the Hopes
No, You Do Not Have to Drink 8 Glasses of Water a Day, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's on Draught Section correspondent.
There is no...
Here We Go Again: Vive la France! Vive L’Amerique!
Three Americans, And One Briton Who Thwarted Attack Get France's Top Honor, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Left Cheek First Section correspondent, and then called Mufi...
Topless in Times Square? Fuggetaboutit.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Can't Bare It Section correspondent, was measuring his various protuberances, when he reached Times Square and he stopped. It was...
Got a Penis, Mister?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes Section correspondent was looking into his briefs briefly, when he stopped to read...
The Long Battle for the Maple Kingdom
Canadian Maple Syrup ‘Rebels’ Clash With Law? Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Oh Canada Section correspondent, could not believe his eyes, so he read it again....
