The Unbearable Joy of Being O
In a recent editorial, Oprah Winfrey, the first African-American female billionaire, complained about the frustrations of not having time to suck. The Joy of...
Trump d’Oeil, Samantha, Doris, and the Feminist Mystique
Donald Trump has called women various names, but what we hear most is the qualifiers "dog," "bimbo," and "fat pig."
Now, I believe the...
Mademoiselle Bovary Likes Blue
“La Vie d’Adèle” (aka Blue is the Warmest Color)
Starring: Adèle Exarchopoulos, Léa Seydoux, Jeremie Laheurte, Catherine Salée, Aurélien Recoing, Sandor Funtek, Karim Saidi,...
TPV Apologizes to Kanye. We Used to Hate on you. Not Anymore
Dear Kanye:
You have 11 million followers on Twitter. And by the way, you got your wife, you got your daughter, and you got your clothing line so when you got going to...
It Could Have Been Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsvWVEHowg
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Faux Terrorism Section commentator, was learning North Korean from an illegally purchased Rosetta Stone tape, when he took a break to...
Doomsday by Lars. Omen by Women. Why Europeans Feel Good When the End Is...
Let's face it, Melancholia, by Danish director, Lars von Trier, is not a crowd-pleasing feature for Americans. It’s about a woman who feels it’s...
NYT: NYTimes: Harper Lee, Author of ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’ Is to Publisha Second Novel
...To Cook A Mockingbird, her favorite recipes.
Leviathan Does not Believe in Tears
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Movies We've Never Seen But Reviewed Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he dreamed he read Russian Movie ‘Leviathan’ Gets Applause...
Godzilla vs. Putzilla
Ever wondered why the Russians never made any apocalyptic movies? They really could. But they didn't. Think of Stalin. I am sure that the...
Alien Art in the Latest Tom Cruise Movie
Here is a thought: if a smart alien would want to conquer Europe all he should do is wait a little bit. Stand aside....
Argo: The Tough Answer to a Tough Question
012), 120 min, Drama, History, Thriller; Story: A dramatization of the 1980 joint CIA-Canadian secret operation to extract six fugitive American diplomatic personnel out of...
Mein Gott, Wat a Drive! A Kinda Film Review by A. Schwarzenbier
Mein Gott, wat a film! Ja, zat Drive feature (DRIVE, 2011, directed by Nicolas Winding Refn) is really kohl. Danke Hollywood for zis kinda...
The Sound of Fire and the Fury: Book Review
On January 9th, a new book will hit the book stands. Melania T. believes those will be the bargain fiction stands. Wishful thinking.
Trump's intricate...
The Perks Of Being God
For just a moment, restrain yourself from delving into the Noah issue, and do not even touch the Noah movie debates. Keep it conceptual....
