Take Your Dog to School (Every) Day
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Service Animals and Seeing Eye Snakes Section correspondent, was snoring comfortably when he had a nightmare and read Campuses Debate Rising...
John and a Chesterfield Ad
It was Christbus time but Randolph was alone ‘I can’t understand this being so aloneley on the one day of the year when...
Donald’s Gut Makes Decisions
Mr. Trump will announce his vice-presidential selection soon, the New York Times informs its readers. Mr Trump's decision will be surprising but not really.
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How to Reach the Inner Douche
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dear Abby Section correspondent, was debating whether he was a douche or a douchebag when he read 15 Ways to Be...
Theater as Life and as … Theater
People like theater that is safe, generally speaking - things that are easy, that are not too deeply troubling. In other words, people want...
Looking or Fishing for Love?
"If you are looking for love, you need heavy artillery: Ak 57, M46..."
-Migrant Homeless, while resting in the 2nd Avenue Subway Station, NYC, on...
May Day
May Day, 1886
Resolved by the Federation of Organized Trades and Labor Unions the United States and Canada, that eight hours shall constitute legal day's...
On Talents and Their Lack
“All of us do not have equal talent, but all of us should have an equal opportunity to develop our talents.”
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy,...
She Just Won’t Leave. Go Home and Nap, Hill
Barely two months after Hillary Clinton lost the presidency to Donald Trump, of the Apprentice fame (the reality TV show where he screams at...
Chag Sameach and Happy Easter
Now the feast of unleavened bread drew nigh, which is called the Passover.
-Internet Bible Quote
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate...
The Non-Misquote
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
―...
Loveable Divas
Life is one long extravaganza.
- Noel Coward
As finish I must tell you that what I really would like to tell you I haven't told...
In Tandem
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
? Mort Sahl
"The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting...
Happy Hanukkah from the White House and TPV
THE WHITE HOUSE
A Real Festival of Lights: Hanukkah at the White House 2014/5775On Wednesday, December 17, the President and Mrs. Obama welcomed...