The Non-Misquote
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
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Defining Intellectuals
"If by intellectual you mean somebody who works only with his head and not with his hands, then the bank clerk is an intellectual...
Donald’s Gut Makes Decisions
Mr. Trump will announce his vice-presidential selection soon, the New York Times informs its readers. Mr Trump's decision will be surprising but not really.
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La Femme et Son Image
MoMA brought to our attention Cindy Sherman's work this year, but what the New York's modern art crown jewel should also do is bring...
How to Reach the Inner Douche
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dear Abby Section correspondent, was debating whether he was a douche or a douchebag when he read 15 Ways to Be...
Post-RNC Convention Notes – Behind the scenes in Cleveland with TPV
The tents have been folded up, the dancing horses (and elephants) loaded back on the trains, and the circus won't be back in town...
Mayday Mayday: A SuperPAC to end all SuperPACs
From our email inbox to our readers: Here's the exciting news: We all know this democracy is in distress. It's time to send an urgent...
Harvard Social Psychologist Be Aware: Pompous Takes Highfalutin
People sized up Trump in seconds, and decided the he was their best bet against the Clinton's empire, behaving against all expectations, especially those...
Looking or Fishing for Love?
"If you are looking for love, you need heavy artillery: Ak 57, M46..."
-Migrant Homeless, while resting in the 2nd Avenue Subway Station, NYC, on...
On Civilized Freedom and Bullshit
That the only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilised community, against his will, is to prevent...
Chag Sameach! from the White House and TPV
As TPV was busy cleaning up its cupboards of bread crumbs, we were very pleased to receive the email below from our friend, the...
John and a Chesterfield Ad
It was Christbus time but Randolph was alone ‘I can’t understand this being so aloneley on the one day of the year when...
The Sporting Life
"Everything that has been dreamt on this side of the Atlantic has a chance of being realized on the other. They build the real...
Donald the Shithole Chief
During a discussion with a bipartisan group of lawmakers at the White House on Thursday, President Trump was heard using language derivative of hole, over...
