Eat Drink Man Placenta. Repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5WiddD7i0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zero Calories Section correspondent, was licking some aspartame off his pants, when he read Rethinking Eating. Start-ups are engineering “meat” and “eggs” from...
New York Courts Meet Elusive Goal: From Arrest to Arraignment in Under 24 Hours....
The NY Times beat us again - New York Courts Meet Elusive Goal: From Arrest to Arraignment in Under 24 Hours. But, again, only Marquel,...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
First TPV Victory: Obama Found TPV Eloquent in Drawing Similarities between the NSA and...
Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced...
Welcome to the Pharm
Biotech firms are in a fighting mood. Their generic competitors are behaving as if they cared. Thus we have the war few want to speak...
Sarah’s Sadness
Sarah Palin does not like to read. Otherwise she would have come up with a different qualifier for this president, because whatever you want...
So, Who’s Brutus
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Angry Mob Section correspondent was surprisingly happy, so he went to the Tavern on the Green and ordered a six course...
Not Guilty until Something or Other
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Monkey Trial Section correspondent, was playing hopscotch while pretending to listen to Mufi, when he stopped in the middle of a...
Gwyneth Paltrow Wins North Korean Cooking Award. Jessica Seinfeld Interviews the Winner
People Magazine’s choice may be arguable, but TPV has proof that GwynethPaltrow could cook an excellent North Korean meal.
She does not use meat....
The Ugly Truth, according to Hillary
Bernie Sanders Announces He Is Running for President, read aloud Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who? Section correspondent, and Gail Collins responded by writing a tepid op-ed piece...
Dogs and Puppies and the New Media
Today’s news of the moment is “Kathie Lee Gifford Drops A Puppy on Its Head.” Popular new media outlets such as The Huffington Post...
Gitlin’s Punches
First published here - http://billmoyers.com/story/times-still-pulls-punches/
The ‘Times’ Still Pulls Its Punches
Why is the leadership of the “opposition party” still mincing words?
BY TODD GITLIN | MARCH 28,...
NHL To Become No Hitting League? Hockey KO’s Itself with Brain Injuries
Take a look: NHL star Sidney Crosby on the ice following a hit in last year's Winter Classic! The NHL is a funny league. Always...
Revelations
This week’s revelations may not be biblical. Nevertheless, they are entertaining.
Twelve high school girls in upstate New York resolved to engage in neurotic behavior in...
