Hillary Clinton Tells the FBI She Is Innocent of Typing
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's lawyer has given the Federal Bureau of Investigation Clinton's private email server and a thumb drive of work-related emails...
The Fatbook and Fakebook Nations Collapse
Cronut Factory, Icing Department (via TrumpType on eyePhone) – Croshondola was knee-deep in cronuts when she read Cris Crispy’s Fatbook page, which said he...
All Four Legs of the American Manufacturing Stool Endorse Obama
There are only four important export industries left in the U.S.: pharmaceuticals, entertainment, aeronautics, and a few computers. Headed by the pharmaceutical industry, they...
Derivative Works Better!
Derivative is usually the curse of small cultures. George Enescu, the greatest Romanian composer, is rather too Dvorakian in his compositions, so few outside...
Trump to the GOP: You, Dopes
Right before switching to "Made in Trumpland," President D. Trump remembered Trumpcare. He ramped up his outreach to the Hill and hosted a handful of...
The Gift of ‘The Giver’: Slender Man
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes threatening pop culture figures correspondent became flustered when he read: Milwaukee Suburb Tries to Cope With Girl’s Stabbing, because he knows a...
Obama Has Become What He Thinks and It Ain’t Pretty
I did not think I would have to come out against a particular presidential candidate. But it just happened. As the founder of Buddhism, Prince...
Barry & Michelle — The Mountain High
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mounting Rights Section correspondent, was having eggs over easy, when he read that 3,000 Miles From Denali, Ohio Fumes Over Renaming...
Conceding Defeat
The Democrats have no leadership role anymore in American politics. Like much hyped-up bands marketed to seem independent, think The Monkeys or, surprise, surprise,...
Obama to Snowden: Come Back Home Boy -Daddy Got Sober
If what Politico just reported is true, then Obama will go to see Putin, and Snowden is free to come home, and our British...
Our Political Conversation
It is a bad time for political conversation if all that the brightest commentators can do is point out trivial non sequiturs. Or, probably...
Rick Perry Eagle Scout … Who Sometimes Wears His Pin…
Only when he is cruising,
a foul-mouthed reader told us.
Anyway, everybody knows that Texas Gov. Rick Perry once wrote a book about the Boy...
Hillary’s Planned Parenthood Endorsement Feels Like an Abortion
Marquel TPV's NYTimes My Enemies' Friends Are My Enemies' Friends Section correspondent, was considering gender reassignment surgery, when he read Planned Parenthood, In Its First...
The NSA as Comic Book Javert
Former National Security Agency contractor turned whistle-blower Edward Snowden is about to become a comic book character.
"I found him to be a very fascinating...
