Iowa Rocks: TPV Opens Iowa Headquarters in Former Clinton Humidor
Yesterday Iowa rocked.
Today TPV opens new Iowa headquarters in every space previously occupied by the Clintons' humidors and humidifiers. TPV has no real understanding of...
Trump to the GOP: You, Dopes
Right before switching to "Made in Trumpland," President D. Trump remembered Trumpcare. He ramped up his outreach to the Hill and hosted a handful of...
Be Aware! Awareness Alert
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Idiocy Section correspondent, was counting Donald Trumps' boogers, when Ivanka asked him to stop and read Why I Use Trigger Warnings.
They don’t...
Four Short Hours at the White House
"Only Four Short Hours at the White House?" Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock recently asked. But hey, don't be greedy.
President Trump treated...
United Flies the Sky
Every day brings out reasons to celebrate the free world. Here is another one, as told by a nice Christian man, Jayse D Anspach.
Jayse was...
NYT: Joan Rivers’s Daughter Files Malpractice Suit Against Manhattan Clinic
...Her complaint? "It's just not funny."
New Hampshire Will Vote in 5 Days. Hill-Billy Couldn’t Care Less
Breaking news from New Hampshire, Hill-Billy's local headquarters:
"We don't know that Hill can win," says Jennifer Palmieri, the Clintons' communications director, "but she is going to...
The United Trump EStates
At a raucous rally in Phoenix Arizona, the United Trump EStates manager in chief said he would insist on the American government finance the...
Donald Sr. Admits to Skyping with Donald Jr.
Finally, Trump Sr. admits that he doesn't spend all his time tweeting. He also Skypes with Eric and Donald, Jr., about his real estate...
What About Some Grandma’s Arugula? Not Her Recipe. The Leaves Grown Out of Her...
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Having Fun With Death Section correspondent, was practicing skydiving with Big Papa Bush. when he stopped right after he pulled the...
NYT: Plus-Size Fashion Moves Beyond the Muumuu.
Muumuu, as in Mamma, you fat.
Todd Gitlin’s Gibberish in the White House
Gibberish Is the White House’s New Normal - The bad art of the non sequitur.
Once upon a time, there were presidents for whom English seemed...
It’s Sharia Time
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bondage and Discipline Section correspondent was having virtual sex with his eyes closed when he had to open them to read...
