The Neanderthal in Us Is Impure
Scientists have known for some time that all modern humans who live outside Africa have a small amount of Neanderthal DNA, but they haven't...
Be flexible. Triangulate
NEWPORT, R.I. — Yesterday, former championship figure skater Michelle Kwan received an honorary Doctor of Humane Letters from Salve Regina University. For those like me...
TheWeekholeView: If Christie Did It & Bruce Did It, Why Not Hill?
In Pothole land, the week starts at random, every seven days. Here's what recently fell through the hole:
On Saturday, May 30, Chris Christie decided it...
Two Hundred and Counting
Cleveland Police Officer Acquitted of Manslaughter in 2012 Deaths, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Empty The Clip Section correspondent. Altogether, 139 shots were fired at an...
TheWeekholeView Is Throwing Shade
Here the week starts and ends with amazing precision on a schedule of its own, though TPV thought otherwise. Here is what fell through...
TheWeekholeView: Peaking through Peking’s Hole
Usually TPV weeks start and end on a schedule foretold. Waiting for them with anticipated delay, here is what fell through the hole this past...
Whatever It Is Carly’s Against It
Carly Fiorina Announces 2016 Presidential Campaign, the Times published and Marquel sighed. After all he is TPVs NYTimes Whatever It Is I'm Against It Section...
The Ugly Truth, according to Hillary
Bernie Sanders Announces He Is Running for President, read aloud Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who? Section correspondent, and Gail Collins responded by writing a tepid op-ed piece...
Ay Mamita Mamita
Fewer Children Are Entering U.S. Illegally as Mexico Cracks Down, read Marquel, TPV's NYTimes Cost of Labor Section correspondent. Marquel realized this was not a...
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here
Speeding in Finland Can Cost a Fortune, if You Already Have One, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Speedcam Section correspondent. So this guy sped through...
The Best Is Still to Come
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Money, Aside From Hillary, Is The Root Of All Problems Section correspondent was uncomfortably happy because he had just been nominated...
Rembrandt, You’re So Vain
With Rembrandt, the Selfie Takes On New Meaning, Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Egoism Section correspondent, read and nodded in agreement with Nina Seigal.
Rembrandt painted more selfies than...
What’s Good about Old? Not Much
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Is It a Taser Or a Gun section correspondent was scratching his head when he noticed he was bleeding and he...
Manhood by Another Name
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ism Section correspondent, was reading The Quiet Virtues of Capitalism by Ayn Rand, when he had a sudden sneeze attack and...
