The Other Karl’s Elections
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaQvqhtCYW0Marquel was teaching the times tables to new immigrants, when he read The Worst Voter Turnout in 72 Years. (http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/11/12/opinion/the-worst-voter-turnout-in-72-years.html?referrer=&_r=0). According to the Times,...
Smith Says…
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Male Afterlife Section correspondent was emailing his Russian friends wondering whether he should order himself a bride or not, when he read It’s Official:...
Good Morning Hot Dogs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuk8AOjGURE
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes War in Manhattan Section correspondent, was brushing his dandruff off his Paul Stuart coat, when he read Putting the Cart Before...
Rat-a-story
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes City Tails Section correspondent, was buying a yacht on eBay, when he stopped for a moment to read 8 Million Rats for...
Jaws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I91DJZKRxsMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Peace Crimes Section correspondent, was watching Jaws on Netflix, when he stopped for a moment to read Hamas Opposes UN Reconstruction Plan...
Putin the Potato Eater
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Anti Aggression Section correspondent, was making French fries for breakfast, when he read Russia: Putin Defends Soviet-Nazi Pact. President Vladimir V. Putin has...
If It Doesn’t Kill You & It Ain’t Ebola – It’s FoxNews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7IMarquel, the TPV NY Times Correspondent was reading the Daily News when he came across this Times article, Emotion Is Not the Best Medicine,...
When There Are No Heroes
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Lazy Americans Section correspondent was walking through a public space when he stopped for a latte and read: Gate Bearing Notorious Slogan, "Arbeit macht...
Gotcha!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Suspicious Happenings Section correspondent was cleaning his shoes when he read Microsoft’s New Fitness Tracking Device Is a Welcome Surprise. The company’s...
I Wanna Be Your Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-CjxASY3toMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Religion and Violence Section correspondent was talking with his auntie on the phone, when he read An Attack on Love. Right-wing Hindu...
The Times – fluff that’s fit, or not, to print
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Stupid Items Section correspondent, was going to vote when he read Naked Is Not a Costume Running the Marathon? Leave that mask at...
The Imaginary Spouses Club
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Superficial Substance Section correspondent, was chewing gum, when he read Tinder, the Fast-Growing Dating App, Taps an Age-Old Truth. When it comes to...
Apple Pride
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pride and Prejudice Section correspondent, was watching Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy, when he stopped for a moment and read Tim Cook,...
Somewhere With No Rainbow
http://youtu.be/nauLgZISozsMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Empty Headed Promises Section correspondent was shaving gracefully when he read The Bushes, Led by W., Rally to Make Jeb ‘45’, and...
