Baa Baa Black Sheep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dttq5p0xUM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Two-Bit Dictator Section correspondent was visiting an English boarding school for boys checking up stories of consensual pedophilia when he read As Ukraine Talks...
The Day They Invented Old Age
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMiCGOZVkgQ
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Useless Elderly Section correspondent, was patting his pocket copy of the Myth of Sisyphus, when he read For Some, ’Tis...
The Bodyguard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9OGidYx5Gw
Marquel, TPVs NY TImes Lower-class Bigot Section correspondent was enjoying squirrel on a stick, when he read At Gateway to Hamptons, Ku Klux Klan...
The Russians Are Coming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXGep9RB34
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Lost Soldiers Section correspondent, was playing with his nutcracker when he read that Relatives of Russian Soldiers Captured by Ukraine Demand...
Annie, Please Forget about Your Gun. Your Loving Nanny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVKmaYOES0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes guns-for-kids-make-a-wish Section correspondent, was brushing his teeth while listening to the radio when he read A 9-Year-Old at a Shooting Range, a Spraying Uzi...
Hair. The Amish Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo74Dn7W_pA
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Weird Religions Section correspondent, was watching a youtube video on the value of religious thought, when he read Amish Sect Leader’s Conviction...
SpringTime for Zara in History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Auschwitz Section correspondent was weighing himself admiringly, when he read After Social Media Uproar, Zara Ditches T-Shirt That Looks Like Nazi Camp...
Eat Drink Man Placenta. Repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5WiddD7i0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zero Calories Section correspondent, was licking some aspartame off his pants, when he read Rethinking Eating. Start-ups are engineering “meat” and “eggs” from...
New York -Not Brooklyn ?- It’s a Hell of a Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cbx7k3jCwU
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes s Suburban Section correspondent, was enjoying Coney Island from the heights of the Wonder Wheel, when he read Life After Brooklyn. Brooklynites are moving...
US Presidential Trivia. And then Syria
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Amusements Section, was making crying and laughing faces in the mirror, when he read A Terrorist Horror, Then Golf: Incongruity Fuels Obama...
Amigos Imaginarios de Texan Perry
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Restaurant and Subway Busker Section, was staring at a fine lady picking her teeth with a Vuitton toothpick, when he read Perry Says...
Not the Encino Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfCMXgnsEM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Deep Set Eyebrows Section, was defrosting his meal, when he read Neanderthals in Europe Died Out Thousands of Years Sooner Than Some...
TB or not TB. That’s Not the Question
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Africa Section correspondent, was taking his temperature the other day when he read Tuberculosis Is Newer Than What Was Thought, Study Says. An...
An Officer and a Gentleman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bullets and Holes Section correspondent, was negotiating the price of a well-worn bullet-proof vest, when he read Autopsy Shows Michael Brown Was...
