Watch, Don’t Think: The Case of “Top Secret” in Beijing
There is a profound distinction to be made between seeing and thinking, between witnessing something and unpacking it intellectually. Wrapped up in these concerns,...
Managing Defectors’ Memories
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Liars Section correspondent, was writing emails to imbeciles, when he read Prominent North Korean Defector Recants Parts of His Story.
Shin Dong-hyuk became...
Feminist Success Stories
TPV readers know of National Security Adviser Susan Rice, because we wrote about how inept she was back when she held the position of...
How to Know What You Are & What You May Become
How to Attract Female Engineers. Huh? Marquel thought. The Times has become Craig's List? How to attract the woman, or man, of your choice....
Conchita Wurst (Sausage) Takes the Cake at Eurovison
Amazing news! Eurovision, the pop competition which brought this TPV writer ABBA brought all of us Conchita. Conchita is an Austrian citizen. He is...
Whoremolization
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Former and Future Banana Republic Section correspondent, was window shopping at Pink Pussycat on 4th Street in the Village, when a...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
