Inexplicable Bonds – Zuckerberg and Food Stamps-Both Worth Billions
If you were an American Congressperson and you had to choose between sponsoring Facebook endeavors or supplying food to some hungry American kids and...
Breaking News: Sweden – the Best US Ally in the War against Free Speech
Henning Mankell, the acclaimed Swedish mystery writer, is rumored to be resurrecting his Kurt Wallander series with the new installment: Sweden One Step Ahead...
Breathe, Breathe in the Air
Recently, Louisiana has decided that smoking in mental institutions was a faux pas. Indeed; Louisiana is silently disallowing the use of tobacco by patients...
When More Is Less and Vice Versa
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Grim Reaper Section correspondent was staying still when a fly bothered him and read When Death Comes, and the Obituary Quickly...
Guess Who’s Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the...
Guess Who's Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the Innocent Victim? Of course, the aggressor, because he is the...
How to Know What You Are & What You May Become
How to Attract Female Engineers. Huh? Marquel thought. The Times has become Craig's List? How to attract the woman, or man, of your choice....
Bad Food or Bad Habits?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mystery Meat Section correspondent, was making a tofu burger for a friend, when he read Why Cafeteria Food Is the Best. Many parents undoubtedly...
Breaking News -U.S. Senator John McCain the Unintentional Victim of the Syrian Chemical Attack
Finally, after months of speculation, the international community is able to make its desperate plea for a military invasion- Syria used its chemical arsenal,...
Just a Sideways Glance
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Full frontal and Everywhere Else Nudity correspondent was leaving the Turkish Baths on 10th street in a very satisfied mood, when he...
Managing Defectors’ Memories
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Liars Section correspondent, was writing emails to imbeciles, when he read Prominent North Korean Defector Recants Parts of His Story.
Shin Dong-hyuk became...
Whoremolization
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Former and Future Banana Republic Section correspondent, was window shopping at Pink Pussycat on 4th Street in the Village, when a...
New York Times. No Offense Intended
From The New York Times, By Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Let's Not Make Waves Section correspondent, was swimming in the East River, when he took...
Hillary’s Bill Collection
Bill de Blasio will be the next Mayor of NYC and now he is getting ready to break bread or pie with Hillary. I...
