Inexplicable Bonds – Zuckerberg and Food Stamps-Both Worth Billions
If you were an American Congressperson and you had to choose between sponsoring Facebook endeavors or supplying food to some hungry American kids and...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
Breaking News: Sweden – the Best US Ally in the War against Free Speech
Henning Mankell, the acclaimed Swedish mystery writer, is rumored to be resurrecting his Kurt Wallander series with the new installment: Sweden One Step Ahead...
Conchita Wurst (Sausage) Takes the Cake at Eurovison
Amazing news! Eurovision, the pop competition which brought this TPV writer ABBA brought all of us Conchita. Conchita is an Austrian citizen. He is...
Feminist Success Stories
TPV readers know of National Security Adviser Susan Rice, because we wrote about how inept she was back when she held the position of...
Head over Heels in Water
Couple’s Kayak Trip on Hudson Included Missteps and Dangers, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sailing, Sailing Section correspondent. Experts Say chief among them was the...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
Bad Food or Bad Habits?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mystery Meat Section correspondent, was making a tofu burger for a friend, when he read Why Cafeteria Food Is the Best. Many parents undoubtedly...
Wine’s Pedigree Faked
European authorities are pursuing a network of counterfeiters who passed off hundreds of bottles of mediocre wine as Romanée-Conti, often considered the best...
Madonna Pays to be Watched
Madonna was a cute girl and everybody loved her thirty years ago. She had money then, and now, she has even more. When she...
Whoremolization
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Former and Future Banana Republic Section correspondent, was window shopping at Pink Pussycat on 4th Street in the Village, when a...
Just a Sideways Glance
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Full frontal and Everywhere Else Nudity correspondent was leaving the Turkish Baths on 10th street in a very satisfied mood, when he...
New York Times. No Offense Intended
From The New York Times, By Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Let's Not Make Waves Section correspondent, was swimming in the East River, when he took...
