Inexplicable Bonds – Zuckerberg and Food Stamps-Both Worth Billions
If you were an American Congressperson and you had to choose between sponsoring Facebook endeavors or supplying food to some hungry American kids and...
America’s Beautiful Guns
Marquel, the only Times rigorous reader correspondent, woke up to the old news that guns have their own mind and will, much like a man. A...
How to Know What You Are & What You May Become
How to Attract Female Engineers. Huh? Marquel thought. The Times has become Craig's List? How to attract the woman, or man, of your choice....
Feminist Success Stories
TPV readers know of National Security Adviser Susan Rice, because we wrote about how inept she was back when she held the position of...
Breaking News -U.S. Senator John McCain the Unintentional Victim of the Syrian Chemical Attack
Finally, after months of speculation, the international community is able to make its desperate plea for a military invasion- Syria used its chemical arsenal,...
Wired for Camels
Let Curiosity Be Your Compass!
Says the large print in Wired,
a full-color monthly American magazine, published in both print and online editions, that reports on how...
Conchita Wurst (Sausage) Takes the Cake at Eurovison
Amazing news! Eurovision, the pop competition which brought this TPV writer ABBA brought all of us Conchita. Conchita is an Austrian citizen. He is...
Bad Food or Bad Habits?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mystery Meat Section correspondent, was making a tofu burger for a friend, when he read Why Cafeteria Food Is the Best. Many parents undoubtedly...
Hillary’s Bill Collection
Bill de Blasio will be the next Mayor of NYC and now he is getting ready to break bread or pie with Hillary. I...
Urination, Shame, and Videotapes – Not a Miramax Release
If only from civics 101, Americans should know that peeing on corpses is not nice. I doubt that when the colonists fought the Native...
Guess Who’s Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the...
Guess Who's Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the Innocent Victim? Of course, the aggressor, because he is the...
Breaking News: Sweden – the Best US Ally in the War against Free Speech
Henning Mankell, the acclaimed Swedish mystery writer, is rumored to be resurrecting his Kurt Wallander series with the new installment: Sweden One Step Ahead...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
Managing Defectors’ Memories
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Liars Section correspondent, was writing emails to imbeciles, when he read Prominent North Korean Defector Recants Parts of His Story.
Shin Dong-hyuk became...
