American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
eBay Benefited from Hacker Attack
The first giant of digital commerce, eBay, is undergoing a major makeover.
Hackers accessed the data of 145 million users, mostly US citizens and took down their bust,...
Tragicomedy à la Federico Fellini
The United States of America is tired of being the worlds Cesar. To make sure that it can retire, even if no one steps...
Urination, Shame, and Videotapes – Not a Miramax Release
If only from civics 101, Americans should know that peeing on corpses is not nice. I doubt that when the colonists fought the Native...
Feminist Success Stories
TPV readers know of National Security Adviser Susan Rice, because we wrote about how inept she was back when she held the position of...
Wine’s Pedigree Faked
European authorities are pursuing a network of counterfeiters who passed off hundreds of bottles of mediocre wine as Romanée-Conti, often considered the best...
Suha’s Deal
Suha used to be a 20-something blond-died woman of little consequence until mid 1990s when she accepted to deliver Yasser Arafat, then the leader...
Guess Who’s Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the...
Guess Who's Teaching the Dangers of Sexual Misconduct? The Cop, the Aggressor, or the Innocent Victim? Of course, the aggressor, because he is the...
Head over Heels in Water
Couple’s Kayak Trip on Hudson Included Missteps and Dangers, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sailing, Sailing Section correspondent. Experts Say chief among them was the...
Madonna Pays to be Watched
Madonna was a cute girl and everybody loved her thirty years ago. She had money then, and now, she has even more. When she...
Managing Defectors’ Memories
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Liars Section correspondent, was writing emails to imbeciles, when he read Prominent North Korean Defector Recants Parts of His Story.
Shin Dong-hyuk became...
Just a Sideways Glance
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Full frontal and Everywhere Else Nudity correspondent was leaving the Turkish Baths on 10th street in a very satisfied mood, when he...
Hillary’s Bill Collection
Bill de Blasio will be the next Mayor of NYC and now he is getting ready to break bread or pie with Hillary. I...
Bad Food or Bad Habits?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mystery Meat Section correspondent, was making a tofu burger for a friend, when he read Why Cafeteria Food Is the Best. Many parents undoubtedly...


















