Musical Abuse. German Style
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Abuse It Or Lose It Section correspondent, just discovered the meaning of life and decided to share it with TPV's readers...
Eurovision 2017 Rediscovers Music
Salvador Sobral, 27, won Eurovision 2017 with his love ballad Amar Pelos Dois, which was written by his sister.
He said on receiving the trophy:
"We...
Inexplicable Daily Events: The Japanese Care. Congress Lunches on Wheat
We may not think that the Japanese are our keepers, but they are, and may the power remain with them.
In 2004, the United States...
Alien Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQBtIgLdXPcRecent developments from India indicate that the Hindus are catching up with Muslims in the stupidity contest.
Not only India’s ruling Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP)...
Booyah to Wesley Clark. Senior
Wesley Clark was not a well-known name until the Clintons promoted him to the position of NATO commander during the second great Balkan disintegration...
The Phone Number Keeper
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Privacy and Net Neutrality Section correspondent, was surfing the Net, when he read, 2 Members of Sect Executed in China for Deadly...
Будем здоровы! Or, with Love From Russia
In Russia, you often drink to your own health and say “Будем здоровы!” , which can be translated as “To our health!” but it...
Here We Go Again: Vive la France! Vive L’Amerique!
Three Americans, And One Briton Who Thwarted Attack Get France's Top Honor, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Left Cheek First Section correspondent, and then called Mufi...
German Fair Play
Marquel was eating his cake and selling it too, when he read Greece Might Be Better Off Outside Eurozone, German Finance Minister Says. Merkel...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
The Truth about the Russian Meteorite
Despite Kremlin rumors that the meteorite which hit Russia was not a natural event but the result of a new weapon the United States...
Greetings from Xiangxiang
The One in Which Croshondola Was Finally Paid the Per Diem
Warehouse 29
Halliburton Plot
Square 0, Xiangxiang
Peoples’ Republic of China (via 4chan):
Croshondola was found ass-up and...
Malaysian Airlines Orbiting the Moon
Doubling of Search Zone Planned if Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Isn’t Found Before June, Marquel read incredulously. He is TPVs NYTimes What in the...
The Last Emperor. I Kid You Not.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Are We There Yet Section correspondent, was trying to make sense of take out policies when he read that China Uses...
