Alien Art in the Latest Tom Cruise Movie
Here is a thought: if a smart alien would want to conquer Europe all he should do is wait a little bit. Stand aside....
Godzilla vs. Putzilla
Ever wondered why the Russians never made any apocalyptic movies? They really could. But they didn't. Think of Stalin. I am sure that the...
The Great Leveler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwfZyQeinTILove me tender/Love me sweet Sailor Ripley (Nicolas Cage) serenades Lula Pace Fortune (Laura Dern) in the final scene of Wild at Heart (1990),...
Mademoiselle Bovary Likes Blue
“La Vie d’Adèle” (aka Blue is the Warmest Color)
Starring: Adèle Exarchopoulos, Léa Seydoux, Jeremie Laheurte, Catherine Salée, Aurélien Recoing, Sandor Funtek, Karim Saidi,...
About Those Russians Who Want to Bankrupt America And the Rookie Sent To Stop...
Suppose you are the CIA and you find out that Russia is about to use the money bomb, which is the latest invention in...
The Perks Of Being God
For just a moment, restrain yourself from delving into the Noah issue, and do not even touch the Noah movie debates. Keep it conceptual....
Trump d’Oeil, Samantha, Doris, and the Feminist Mystique
Donald Trump has called women various names, but what we hear most is the qualifiers "dog," "bimbo," and "fat pig."
Now, I believe the...
Doomsday by Lars. Omen by Women. Why Europeans Feel Good When the End Is...
Let's face it, Melancholia, by Danish director, Lars von Trier, is not a crowd-pleasing feature for Americans. It’s about a woman who feels it’s...
A Million Ways Seth Doesn’t Get It
Seth MacFerlain got himself a great little film d'auteur. He's the producer, one of the co-writers, the main thespian, and the director. And as with...
It Could Have Been Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsvWVEHowg
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Faux Terrorism Section commentator, was learning North Korean from an illegally purchased Rosetta Stone tape, when he took a break to...
Leviathan Does not Believe in Tears
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Movies We've Never Seen But Reviewed Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he dreamed he read Russian Movie ‘Leviathan’ Gets Applause...
Hair, Nip, Rump and Kanye
The best four moments of the 57th Grammy Awards were shockingly not related to music but to the people who brought us atonal tonalities, aka amusical crap:
4....
The Unbearable Joy of Being O
In a recent editorial, Oprah Winfrey, the first African-American female billionaire, complained about the frustrations of not having time to suck. The Joy of...
Mein Gott, Wat a Drive! A Kinda Film Review by A. Schwarzenbier
Mein Gott, wat a film! Ja, zat Drive feature (DRIVE, 2011, directed by Nicolas Winding Refn) is really kohl. Danke Hollywood for zis kinda...
