The Doughnut Hole
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pickled Herring Section correspondent, was eating a pizza when he read Something Not Rotten in Denmark.
An example of a welfare state...
Scott Walker Vows to Bring Back the Dead: The Alzheimer Dead
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Alzheimer's in the White House Section correspondent, spent an entire morning bent over his shoes trying to remember what he was...
Breaking News – TPV Has Just Joined Hillary’s Circle of Friendly Friends. You Should...
For those of you who think TPV does not like Hillary, here's to you, TPV Has Just Joined Hillary's Circle of Friendly Friends. You...
High inFidelity
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes My Hormones Made Me Do It And Her Too Section correspondent just read that Infidelity Lurks in Your Genes, vasopressin deficiency...
Bernie Would rather Dance than Kiss Babies
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Personal Hygiene Section correspondent was brushing his teeth harder than usual, when he read, Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Kiss Babies. That a Problem?...
Michelle Does China. Successfully.
In a tremendous tour de force, the First Minority Lady promoted both free speech and government involvement in people's lives.
Michelle Obama's week-long trip...
Fontana’s Old Lynching
Now, lynching is not something you write home about. Nor do you want your grandchildren to know about. But, when grandchildren discover the secret,...
The First Comedians
The title does not want to say that there were no comedians before the Clintons, but that they aspire to be the most influential...
New York Is a Herruva Town–Double Feature Today!
Argentina’s President Mocks Chinese Accents During Visit to China, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ratin Amelican collespondent. Marquel was astonished.
The Times had clearly hired two...
The Elderly, Sometimes a Man’s Best Friend
Older People Are Invisible in Key Data, Study Warns, and Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ralph Ellison Section correspondent, wandered in the desert for about 10 minutes.
Vast...
Hillary’s Planned Parenthood Endorsement Feels Like an Abortion
Marquel TPV's NYTimes My Enemies' Friends Are My Enemies' Friends Section correspondent, was considering gender reassignment surgery, when he read Planned Parenthood, In Its First...
De Blasio Picks State Official to Lead City Children’s Agency
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio named a top state social services official to serve as his child welfare commissioner, because she is a mother. Gladys...
Iran’s Lack of Exceptionalism
Iran Still Supports Terrorism, State Department Finds, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Takes One To Know One Section correspondent, while showering. The Times covered the...
Hillary Clinton Tells the FBI She Is Innocent of Typing
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's lawyer has given the Federal Bureau of Investigation Clinton's private email server and a thumb drive of work-related emails...
