NSA Glitch Interferes with White House Email to Our Team Fighting the Cold War...
The NSA might be an American invention but it works as smoothly as a soviet institution. Having lost the list of names identifying whose...
Eat Drink Man Placenta. Repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5WiddD7i0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zero Calories Section correspondent, was licking some aspartame off his pants, when he read Rethinking Eating. Start-ups are engineering “meat” and “eggs” from...
Do Stupid Stuff, Lady. You’re Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNnK14TkkWY
The tragedy with us, North Americans united in 50 states, is that we are a profoundly anti-intellectual nation. We do not read. We do...
The Kids Are Alright. Or Maybe They Aren’t
I own the CD “The Best of Pete Townshend,” and the use of the word ‘best’ in relation to this collection of songs is...
Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken
This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
Derivative Works Better!
Derivative is usually the curse of small cultures. George Enescu, the greatest Romanian composer, is rather too Dvorakian in his compositions, so few outside...
On Half Siblings
Jason Zinoman suggests that before criticizing, the critic should divulge her bias: if you don’t like cherries don’t criticize your friend’s mom’s homemade cherry...
TPV’s Times’ Correspondent Debunks Colorado’s Thirst for Guns
Assailant Dead After Shooting at Colorado School, The NY Times reports. Gun manufacturers lament inability to market survey killer but say, "on the whole...
Trump to Clinton: You’re so Vain and Wrong
Last month, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton claimed that Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric was providing fodder for Islamist terror group ISIS to use in its...
Government Relaxes Rules on Reading Emails and other Tweets
Reading about the government relaxation of the rules on the use of private information, I sighed and wondered how much more relaxation can they...
The Doughnut Hole
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pickled Herring Section correspondent, was eating a pizza when he read Something Not Rotten in Denmark.
An example of a welfare state...
Carsonism on Islam
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flea Speech Section correspondent found time to read G.O.P. Field Wrestles With Questions on Islam and the Presidency.
Donald J. Trump's handling...
Scalia to Lie …More
The New York Times just announced that Scalia Was to Lie in State in Great Hall of the Supreme Court. Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Lying...
Dazed and Confused
Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up. I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...

















