Got a Penis, Mister?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes Section correspondent was looking into his briefs briefly, when he stopped to read...
Hillary Offers Her New Energy Plan. New to Her
Optimistically, presidential candidate Hillary spent an entire hour memorizing her new goal, if elected, to produce 33 percent of the nation’s electricity from renewable...
Coffee May Cut Melanoma Risk but Drinking It May Cause Insomnia
Coffee May Cut Melanoma Risk. Drinking coffee is associated with a reduced risk for skin cancer, a new study says, and adds that four cups...
The Unbearable Lightness of Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Surprise Surprise Section, was blowing his nose to avoid picking it, when he read
Hillary Clinton Set to Announce 2016 Presidential Bid. The...
Facebook and Instagram Make History, and History Makes Them.
Posts about private weapon sales will only be visible to users older than 18, says Facebook and Instagram.
But TPV sees a big problem with...
First TPV Victory: Obama Found TPV Eloquent in Drawing Similarities between the NSA and...
Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced...
It’s The Economy, Stupid!
Finally, my academic position is becoming a run of the mill opinion. In fact, The New York Times made it visible for everybody to...
With a Little Walk around the Block
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Don't Want Her You Can Have Her She's Too Fat For Me Section correspondent, was eating fried butter, when he...
Bernie Would rather Dance than Kiss Babies
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Personal Hygiene Section correspondent was brushing his teeth harder than usual, when he read, Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Kiss Babies. That a Problem?...
Trading in Crispy Crisps, Jindling Stick & Hillarious Ink
Croshondola’s 2016 Erection Tchotchkes, Incorporated
New York, NY (Manhole View HQ) – via Windows 97 – Croshondola, agonizing over her realization that what she...
He Will Be Missed
TPV would like to say something nice to the departing U.S. President. Thus, we will distribute his message:
My fellow Americans,
It's a long-standing tradition for...
President Obama’s Talk with Russia’s Vladimir Putin on Lindsay Lohan’s Interview with Ellen DeGeneres
This weekend, the world held its breath a second longer as president Obama made a bold move: He called Vladimir Putin to negotiate a final option...
