November 5th in US History
Few remember outspoken leader of the labor movement, Eugene Debs opposed the Democratic candidate Woodrow Wilson as the progressive candidate in the 1912 elections....
Sanders Ahead of Hillary,Who’s too Blind to See Him
Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary in various polls, but Hillary is too blind to notice it.
Hillary cannot concentrate on more than one issue a...
Bernie Would rather Dance than Kiss Babies
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Personal Hygiene Section correspondent was brushing his teeth harder than usual, when he read, Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Kiss Babies. That a Problem?...
The Unbearable Lightness of Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Surprise Surprise Section, was blowing his nose to avoid picking it, when he read
Hillary Clinton Set to Announce 2016 Presidential Bid. The...
Trump to the GOP: You, Dopes
Right before switching to "Made in Trumpland," President D. Trump remembered Trumpcare. He ramped up his outreach to the Hill and hosted a handful of...
Trump to Clinton: You’re so Vain and Wrong
Last month, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton claimed that Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric was providing fodder for Islamist terror group ISIS to use in its...
Need to Get High? Say You Have Sluggish Cog..ni…tive T..E..M..P..O
If TPV could fall in love more often and with more people or corporations at once than it already does, the pharmaceutical industry and...
Sarah’s Sadness
Sarah Palin does not like to read. Otherwise she would have come up with a different qualifier for this president, because whatever you want...
Hey, You! The President Is Talking to You
This was a surprising email - the President of the United States emailed me starting with: Hey, which was very sincere. Why would the...
I Wanna Be Your Woman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Be Careful What You Wish For Section correspondent, was searching for the untold virtues of silence, when he read that
The...
True Educational Grit
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes True Grit Section correspondent, was grinding his teeth when he read Should Schools Teach Personality? Traits like “grit,” more associated with personality...
Iran’s Lack of Exceptionalism
Iran Still Supports Terrorism, State Department Finds, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Takes One To Know One Section correspondent, while showering. The Times covered the...
Republican Debait RE-CAP: Cris Crispy Participates, BUTT No Gay Talk
Hell, Michigan (Waffle House), via Teletype— Croshondola, the Pothole View’s Manhole View correspondent, reports from the field:
After the forced gay marriages thingy happened in...
Latter Day Communists
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Stupid Bigotry for Soi-Disant Religious Reasons Section correspondent, Marquel read NYTimes: States Weigh Legislation to Let Businesses Refuse to Serve Gay...
