Bernie and Hillary sitting in a tree…
#Hill and #Bernie sitting in the #Times
First comes small type on the Front Page.
Then comes article on Page Twenty Three.
Then comes #Bubba
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the...
Rupert Murdoch Real Asshole
The founder of the global News Corp. media empire, Rupert Murdoch, issued an apology Thursday after he faced social media backlash following his suggestion...
Blame It on the Pin to Swipe & Sign
Chip Cards Will Require Users to Dip Rather Than Swipe, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Swipe And Remember To Wipe Section correspondent.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Swipe...
Maybe Mary Was a Virgin after all
John Boehner moistened to the Pope's speech, publicly cried, and announced his resignation. This should make the anti Planned Parenthood moves less likely.
Maybe there IS...
Be Aware! Awareness Alert
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Idiocy Section correspondent, was counting Donald Trumps' boogers, when Ivanka asked him to stop and read Why I Use Trigger Warnings.
They don’t...
Stop, Look, and Listen
Are College Lectures Unfair? Read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Spoon Feeding Section correspondent.
Evidence suggests that it’s not the right form of teaching for many women,...
Going My Way
United CEO Jeff Smisek Steps Down Amid Federal Investigation, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Going My Way? Section correspondent.
United Airlines abruptly replaced its CEO as...
Hillary Comes with Proper Instructions
Hillary Clinton to Show More Humor and Heart, Aides Say, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Good Cheer Section correspondent. And then he fell asleep.
Staff members...
Sanders Ahead of Hillary,Who’s too Blind to See Him
Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary in various polls, but Hillary is too blind to notice it.
Hillary cannot concentrate on more than one issue a...
What’s The Story Penis Glory?
Chicago, Illinois (Trump Tower, Master Cuts) – via AshleyMadison – Cro$hondola, rich on the advance she just received for her new book, Go Set...
The AT&T Collaborator
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Help Desk Section correspondent, AT&T Helped U.S. Spy on Internet on a Vast Scale, was considering the difference between gossip and eavesdropping...
How Does Hillary Clinton Make You Feel? Tell TPV in Three Emojis or Less.
If you thought Hillary's team's clever, think again. And here's our contest:
How Does Hillary Clinton Make You Feel? Tell TPV in Three Emojis or...
Spin the Bottle
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Good Goat'll Do That Section correspondent, was in the jury box listening to a witness, when he read Boy Scouts...
Frack U
Fracking Has Not Had Big Effect on Water Supply, E.P.A. Says While Noting Risks, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes No Harm No Foul Section correspondent. Marquel...
