The Prince and the Paupers
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes East is East and West is West Section correspondent, was flying a kite when he read that Britain and France Scramble...
Hillary Offers Her New Energy Plan. New to Her
Optimistically, presidential candidate Hillary spent an entire hour memorizing her new goal, if elected, to produce 33 percent of the nation’s electricity from renewable...
Confederate X
piss stains on the wizard sheet
pulled from last night’s bed
southern clown
klansman gown
fearful eyes beneath a cutout pillowcase
boo inside a bigot’s head
black Bible talk behind...
Greece Is Leading the Way
Greece has delivered a resounding No to its creditors, in a move that has stunned the eurozone and may wake up Obama and Hollande,...
TheWeekholeView Goes Greek on Lagarde and Merkel
In TPV land bitcoins rule, women are ashamed for sharing toilets with Christine Lagarde, the IMF girl-man in charge and Angela Merkel, the German she-Hitler...
The Neanderthal in Us Is Impure
Scientists have known for some time that all modern humans who live outside Africa have a small amount of Neanderthal DNA, but they haven't...
Be flexible. Triangulate
NEWPORT, R.I. — Yesterday, former championship figure skater Michelle Kwan received an honorary Doctor of Humane Letters from Salve Regina University. For those like me...
TheWeekholeView: If Christie Did It & Bruce Did It, Why Not Hill?
In Pothole land, the week starts at random, every seven days. Here's what recently fell through the hole:
On Saturday, May 30, Chris Christie decided it...
Two Hundred and Counting
Cleveland Police Officer Acquitted of Manslaughter in 2012 Deaths, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Empty The Clip Section correspondent. Altogether, 139 shots were fired at an...
TheWeekholeView Is Throwing Shade
Here the week starts and ends with amazing precision on a schedule of its own, though TPV thought otherwise. Here is what fell through...
TheWeekholeView: Peaking through Peking’s Hole
Usually TPV weeks start and end on a schedule foretold. Waiting for them with anticipated delay, here is what fell through the hole this past...
Whatever It Is Carly’s Against It
Carly Fiorina Announces 2016 Presidential Campaign, the Times published and Marquel sighed. After all he is TPVs NYTimes Whatever It Is I'm Against It Section...
The Ugly Truth, according to Hillary
Bernie Sanders Announces He Is Running for President, read aloud Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who? Section correspondent, and Gail Collins responded by writing a tepid op-ed piece...
Ay Mamita Mamita
Fewer Children Are Entering U.S. Illegally as Mexico Cracks Down, read Marquel, TPV's NYTimes Cost of Labor Section correspondent. Marquel realized this was not a...
