The Virtues of Rick Santorum
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Home Whating? Section correspondent, was going to sleep when he read that Rick Santorum Joins Republican 2016 Presidential Race.
Marquel heard that Santorum...
It’s a Republic if You Can Keep It
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes White Out Section correspondent, was thinking who was the most adorable U.S. Supreme Court Justice, when he read Four Words That...
The Pressure Cooker
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Terrorist Culinary Skills Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he read Bomb Squad Destroys Pressure Cooker Near Capitol. In a...
High inFidelity
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes My Hormones Made Me Do It And Her Too Section correspondent just read that Infidelity Lurks in Your Genes, vasopressin deficiency...
Head over Heels in Water
Couple’s Kayak Trip on Hudson Included Missteps and Dangers, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sailing, Sailing Section correspondent. Experts Say chief among them was the...
Presumed Guilty
Iran Sets Trial Date for Washington Post Reporter Jason Rezaian, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Just Ask Alice Section correspondent. Marquel understood there is no evidence...
It Is the ISIS Way
ISIS Official Killed in U.S. Raid in Syria, Pentagon Says, Was In Charge Of Oil And Gas Sales, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Death of a Salesman...
The Red Red Robin
Some Doubt That North Korea Executed a Top General, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Wake Up Section correspondent.
Marquel didn't believe the General could be still...
Parallel Parking
Marquel looked at the Rothko. It sold for over $40,000,000, according to A Rothko Tops Sotheby’s Contemporary Art Auction. Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What A Waste...
Death, by Chris Burden
Chris Burden, a Conceptualist With Scars, Dies at 69, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's Next Section correspondent, and laughed at the joke.
Burden is famous for...
Baby Brother
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes For Auld Lang Syne Section correspondent, was watching Al-Jazzera English TV, when he read Jeb Bush’s Revisionist History of the Iraq...
Warren’s hypothetical IMPERATIVE
Obama Calls Elizabeth Warren ‘Absolutely Wrong’ on Trade Deal, because, Marquel read the text, Obama thinks her criticisms are 'hypotheticals.' Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hypointellectual Black...
The Cop, Your BFF
The Police Car Provides a Home on the Job, and a False Sense of Safety, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Every Coin Has Two Sides Behind...
NYPD, or New York’s Finest Organization
Police Struggle With Loss of Privileged Position, read in disbelief by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Organized Crime Section correspondent.
"We can still arrest anyone we want....
