Old School …New Expectations
Is Your First Grader College Ready? That's what the Times asked today. Marquel didn't know how anybody could answer that. Is there a first...
Endless Lines
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Moebius Section correspondent, was cutting thin stripes of colored paper, when he read
The Venezuelan authorities detained several executives of a...
The Phone Number Keeper
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Privacy and Net Neutrality Section correspondent, was surfing the Net, when he read, 2 Members of Sect Executed in China for Deadly...
Head Count
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Reverse Stockholm Syndrome Section correspondent, was reading Marcel Proust, when he decided to skim the Times and his attention was drawn...
One Step Forward BANG! Two Steps Back…in the Dust
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dust Section correspondent, was finally taking a walk in the freezing polar day, when he read Speck of Interstellar Dust Obscures Glimpse...
Charlie Clouseau
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes French Free Speech correspondent, was moping around the office, depressed about the poor response to his first movie review.
"Tedious," they said.
They were...
Leviathan Does not Believe in Tears
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Movies We've Never Seen But Reviewed Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he dreamed he read Russian Movie ‘Leviathan’ Gets Applause...
Drunk & Droning
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Secret Service Hijinks Section correspondent, was staring out the window thinking about newspapers he missed reading, when he skimmed .
The man, who...
For Whom the Nursing Home Tolls
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Old People Ain't Worth Shit Section correspondent, was searching the web to buy Depends with Bible verses printed on them, when...
To Traub or not to Traub, Silver forgot to Ponder
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes fraud and misprint Section correspondent, was using an ATM card when he read In Silver Case, U.S. Cites Link to Litigation...
Sometimes a Story Needs a Push
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Doctor Kevorkian Section correspondent was considering adopting a cat, when he read Argentine President Now Says Prosecutor’s Death Was Not a Suicide.
President...
Give me your foolish, give me your imbeciles
Marquel was playing with a horse in Central Park when he read Measles Cases Linked to Disneyland Rise, and Debate Over Vaccinations Intensifies. As the...
Don’t Trust the Amateurs
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Chaplin-Hitler Section correspondent,was brushing his teeth, when he read German Anti-Immigrant Figure Quits Post Over Hitler Portrayal. Lutz Bachmann, of Pegida, or Patriotic...
THANK HEAVEN FOR SATIRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqSyvdqn9cMarquel, TPV NYTimes Mass Media Correspondent, was having his shoes shined for $6, when he read Fox issued a correction and an apology after...
