Village Shalom at Jewish Centers in Kansas City Suburb Targeted
What would you do if you read in New York Times that Man Kills 3 at Jewish Centers in Kansas City Suburb? You would go...
Forget Benghazi. I’m Hillary. Vote for Me Dam…Sh+%&, F*&Ck, Piss
Because TPV has a Hillary obsession, Marquel has becomeTPVs Times Hillary correspondent. From his new desk, he skimmed the New York Times and read...
Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Close examination shows that Russians came to America...
Continuing its trend of reporting non-news, The NY Times published: Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Thank God for Marquel, TPVs Times Science and...
Louis Scarcella’s Ex-Partner Is Coming Under Scrutiny in Brooklyn Cases. All Available New York...
In a startling development, all 356 NYC Criminal Court judges have been named coconspirators with the corrupt detectives, Louis Scarcella and his partner, Steven...
Steve Jobs Defied Convention, and Broke the Law. Perhaps. Not.
Steve Jobs Defied Convention, and Perhaps the Law, says the New York Times. Marquel wags his middle finger at us and adds: Mr. Jobs’s...
Mr. Just-the-Lawyer
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Competition correspondent was rope jumping when he came across Noncompete Clauses Increasingly Pop Up in Array of Jobs. Once largely limited to the technology...
When God Says: Be Naughty My Children
Marquel, TPVs New York Times Inequality section correspondent was helping TPV's rehabilitated writer Heath Mayhew clean his vaporizer, when he read Pope Condemns Legalization...
Embattled Ukraine President Signs Compromise Deal as Parliament Votes to Free His Imprisoned Rival....
The New York Times reported that Embattled Ukraine President Signs Compromise Deal as Parliament Votes to Free His Imprisoned Rival. Deal Frees Rival, Imprisons Parliament....
Oklahoma Set for Double Execution Amid Storm Over … Last Supper. Its Price to...
The New York Times apparently reported: Oklahoma Set for Double Execution Amid Storm Over Lethal-Drug Secrecy. According to that story, Clayton Lockett and Charles Warner were...
Doc-in-a-Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mopwOlCQ1cA
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Doctor In A Box Section correspondent, was self-administering some recently-approved F.D.A. medication when he read In Ambitious Bid, Walmart Seeks Foothold...
The Gift of ‘The Giver’: Slender Man
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes threatening pop culture figures correspondent became flustered when he read: Milwaukee Suburb Tries to Cope With Girl’s Stabbing, because he knows a...
Trading Republicanism. Made in USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLo7tHDHgOc
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Prices Section correspondent was writing a thank-you-but-no note, when he read G.O.P. Error Reveals Donors and the Price of Access. An...
The Republican Party Has a Problem. Itself
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes principles section correspondent, was doing something unimportant when he read that ‘There Is a Divide’ in Republican Party, Cantor Says. Representative...
Stone Lifting – Athletic Attraction in the Basque Country. Tourists Ask for Refunds
The New York Times' foreign correspondent recently bought a world map and wrote: Stone Lifting as Sport in the Basque Country. Marquel, the TPV Times...
