At Airports, a Misplaced Faith in Body Language. TSA fails to understand that sometimes...
The NY Times travel agent discovered that: At Airports, there is a Misplaced Faith in Body Language. Marquel, TPVs Times Mime Correspondent found more: there...
Everything in a Can
Marquel, TPVs New York Times toy and harem correspondent was on his way to buy a spray of poo-pourri, when he learned about another useful...
New York -Not Brooklyn ?- It’s a Hell of a Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cbx7k3jCwU
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes s Suburban Section correspondent, was enjoying Coney Island from the heights of the Wonder Wheel, when he read Life After Brooklyn. Brooklynites are moving...
SpringTime for Zara in History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Auschwitz Section correspondent was weighing himself admiringly, when he read After Social Media Uproar, Zara Ditches T-Shirt That Looks Like Nazi Camp...
U.S v. China. Are We the Queen of Outerspace?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awWQo9gYayQ
Playing with his big kite, Marquel, the TPV Times Colorful Section Correspondent, read In China’s Shadow, U.S. Courts Old Foe Vietnam. Increasingly at loggerheads...
YMCA Branch to Open in Uganda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Marquel, TPV NY Times diffidently gendered correspondent, was managing his perm, when he read Uganda Anti-Gay Law Struck Down by Court. The court ruled on narrow technical...
Who you gonna call? Hamas or Ghostbusters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXBg2d2NncMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Pyrrhic Section Correspondent was cleaning his corner, when he read Hamas Emerges Buoyant Despite Bloodshed and Devastation in Gaza. Polls show an...
The Afghanistan Banana Stand Criminal Evidence
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hickey Section correspondent, was talking to a stranger when he stopped, blew his nose, and then read Doubts About Bite-Mark Forensics Are...
Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifying At-Risk Soldiers
The New York Times keeps posting opinion pieces: Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifying At-Risk Soldiers. Taking the cue from its master, Marquel,...
U.S. Ran Social Media Programs in Afghanistan and Pakistan. In Cuba e-Brothel
U.S. Ran Social Media Programs in Afghanistan and Pakistan, Cuba, and others, The New York Times recently advertised. The United States built Twitter-like programs...
Kerry Warns Russia Against Annexation of Crimea. Russia cites Grenada, Guatemala, Chile, El Salvador,...
Again, The New York Times foreign correspondent reports: Kerry Warns Russia Against Annexation of Crimea. And again, Marquel, TPVs Times Intervention Correspondent, has the story: Russia...
Hay Fever on the Belmont Track
Marquel, TPVs Times horsey correspondent did not used to bet on animals, no matter how equine they looked, but things might soon change for...
Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book “Gus and me.” Its first sentence is...
Finally The N Y Times had nothing to report and made up a children's story: Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book. Yes, a...
Up Against the Wall [Motherfuckers]!
Marquel read the article, conscious of the fact that someone at the Times grew up in the sixties and has been using partial sayings...
