Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book “Gus and me.” Its first sentence is...
Finally The N Y Times had nothing to report and made up a children's story: Keith Richards Is Writing a Children’s Book. Yes, a...
The Other Jewish Cardinal
Marquel, TPV's New York Times religion correspondent was just finishing his morning prayer when he discovered the small print of Genealogy Shows Cardinal O’Connor’s Mother Was Jewish. The...
Of Wordly Bondage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sex and Wedding Party Planning Section correspondent was staring at a picture of a dove when he read California Law on Sex Consent Pleases Many...
How Do You Say Goodbye in Chinese? Kenny G
Marquel, TPVs Times Exit correspond?ent missed his own mother's celebration because he could not believe this New York Times headline: China Says Goodbye in...
Among the Truthiest People Marquel’s Ever Met Is Hillary
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes self-promotion correspondent could not believe his smile while reading Clinton Takes Responsibilty for Benghazi In New memoir, "Hard Choices.” Hillary Rodham...
NYC Feral Cat Control: little old ladies collect cats; cats slaughter birds
Vying for the pest control Pulitzer Prize award, The New York Times published: A No-Kill Approach to Feral Cat Control. Marquel, the TPVs Times...
Gimme the Poo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UthSjhJFB_4Marquel, TPVs NYTimes poo correspondent, was watching monkeys mate at the Bronx Zoo, when he read A Promising Pill, Not So Hard to Swallow....
French Dinner for Old Frenemies -the Whole Scoop
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Foodie correspondent, was finally pleased to read: With Obama and Putin in France for Dinner, Hollande Leaves Room for Seconds. President François...
Chinese Implicated in Agricultural Espionage Efforts. Chinese spies, wearing various crop costumes, steal thousands...
When the New York Times has a scoop, it is both scary and scary. Read this one about Chinese Implicated in Agricultural Espionage Efforts....
Offering More Than Luxury, Supercars Draw a Crowd of Makers and Buyers. Ferrari calls...
For lack of a better scoop, The NY Times reported that Offering More Than Luxury, Supercars Draw a Crowd of Makers and Buyers. But, it...
British Spies Intercept Sexually Explicit Yahoo Private Webcam Videos
Where the much-respected NY Times reports British spies Said to Have Intercepted Yahoo Webcam Images, Marquel, TPVs Times Correspondent goes further and adds that British...
Ukraine’s Bestest Buddy and Big Toe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTwIwfvNJLkMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Ordinary Bystanders Section correspondent, was singing The Star-Spangled Banner to wake himself up this morning, when he read Ukraine Picks Motley Group to Exchange...
TPV’s Times’ Correspondent Debunks Colorado’s Thirst for Guns
Assailant Dead After Shooting at Colorado School, The NY Times reports. Gun manufacturers lament inability to market survey killer but say, "on the whole...
Injections Providing Protection Against AIDS in Monkeys, Studies Find. Most monkeys don’t go clubbing
The New York Times reported studies found that Injections Provided Protection Against AIDS in Monkeys. But many variables, including monkey reluctance to go clubbing, complicate...
