Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
Up Against the Wall [Motherfuckers]!
Marquel read the article, conscious of the fact that someone at the Times grew up in the sixties and has been using partial sayings...
The Washable Sharpie
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Work Makes You Free Section correspondent was counting toothpicks in a Chinese restaurant when he read, Czech Republic Criticized After Officers...
Jewish Cemetery Vandalized because …Abandoned
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Uninhabited Territories Section correspondent, was having breakfast when he read Jewish Graves Vandalized in France . Over 250 gravestones were vandalized in...
TPV’s Final Interview with Che’s Manhunter
In an interview with TPV, former CIA operative Felix Rodriguez, who participated in the historic manhunt to capture Ernesto "Che" Guevara, repeated and elaborated...
Greetings from Xiangxiang
The One in Which Croshondola Was Finally Paid the Per Diem
Warehouse 29
Halliburton Plot
Square 0, Xiangxiang
Peoples’ Republic of China (via 4chan):
Croshondola was found ass-up and...
The Sad Sequel
More Rescues From Boko Haram Nigeria Reported, and Marquel TPVs NYTimes Told You So Section correspondent, was only too happy to read it. It...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
The Real Quran
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Jigsaw Section correspondent, was washing dishes when he read that Quran Fragments, Said to Date From Time of Muhammad, Are Found...
I Spy with My Little Eye
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Spy, You Spy, We All Spy Section correspondent, was playing I Spy with his little nephew, when he read .
The unlikely story...
Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Close examination shows that Russians came to America...
Continuing its trend of reporting non-news, The NY Times published: Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Thank God for Marquel, TPVs Times Science and...
If only Hillary Could Do It
The picture shows Vanja Hadzovic, a 27-year-old adviser in Serbia’s Foreign Ministry. Like Bill, TPV wished it were Hillary. It ain't. The gorgeous Hadzovic, 27,...
Crowdfunding German Banks
A Crowdfunding Campaign Tries to Save Greece, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes New Teapots Section correspondent. Marquel, despite being intergenerational, has almost no clue about...
The Republican Ghost of Christmas Past – Marianne
Marquel TPVs NYTimes "knock knock c'est qui a la porte?" Section correspondent, was too tired to read, but why not watch a video or...
