Booyah to Wesley Clark. Senior
Wesley Clark was not a well-known name until the Clintons promoted him to the position of NATO commander during the second great Balkan disintegration...
NYT: North Korean Leader Seeks Meeting with President Park Geun-hye of South Korea.
Park Geun-hye receives invitation to meet in North Korea's high security prison. "Maybe I'll stay home."
Up Against the Wall [Motherfuckers]!
Marquel read the article, conscious of the fact that someone at the Times grew up in the sixties and has been using partial sayings...
The Last Emperor. I Kid You Not.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Are We There Yet Section correspondent, was trying to make sense of take out policies when he read that China Uses...
The Washable Sharpie
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Work Makes You Free Section correspondent was counting toothpicks in a Chinese restaurant when he read, Czech Republic Criticized After Officers...
ISIS Assessment
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mutual Admiration Section correspondent was flying paper planes when he stopped to blow his nose and to read the Times. He...
The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
Greetings from Xiangxiang
The One in Which Croshondola Was Finally Paid the Per Diem
Warehouse 29
Halliburton Plot
Square 0, Xiangxiang
Peoples’ Republic of China (via 4chan):
Croshondola was found ass-up and...
Waterloo Is in Belgium. Unless It’s ABBA’s
Belgium Commemorates Waterloo With a Coin, and France Is Not Pleased, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Vas Te Faire Foutre Section correspondent. Marquel had to go...
Greece Chose Charity for the Poor Rather than Democracy for All
A while ago we were reporting that the world was afraid of Greece. What if Greece were to choose defending democracy and scream
Class Warfare!
Luckily...
German Fair Play
Marquel was eating his cake and selling it too, when he read Greece Might Be Better Off Outside Eurozone, German Finance Minister Says. Merkel...
Increased Surveillance & the Global War on Terrorism
While the War on Terrorism may not have a leader, because
the United States are still incestuously linked to the despotic and oppressive Sunni...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
Будем здоровы! Or, with Love From Russia
In Russia, you often drink to your own health and say “Будем здоровы!” , which can be translated as “To our health!” but it...
