The (Indian) Aristocrats!
Marquel was subway eavesdropping listening to this story about a neighbor who put a highly burning log in his bathtub and then locked himself...
If only Hillary Could Do It
The picture shows Vanja Hadzovic, a 27-year-old adviser in Serbia’s Foreign Ministry. Like Bill, TPV wished it were Hillary. It ain't. The gorgeous Hadzovic, 27,...
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...
Glasshole in Kiev (Hollywood, 2014)
FADE IN:CLOSE ON the middle aged woman with braided blond hairA card: Kiev.She’s in her early sixties. Her dress is not very crisp....
Inexplicable Daily Events: The Japanese Care. Congress Lunches on Wheat
We may not think that the Japanese are our keepers, but they are, and may the power remain with them.
In 2004, the United States...
Manhattan Emotional over Paris and ISIS
Ha-has anybody read that #ISIS are gonna try to kill anybody without a burqa, you know, the way they did in Paris? I read this in...
Not the Encino Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfCMXgnsEM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Deep Set Eyebrows Section, was defrosting his meal, when he read Neanderthals in Europe Died Out Thousands of Years Sooner Than Some...
To Each His Own
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Just In Time Section correspondent, was finishing his burger when he read that 100,000 Tons of Smuggled Meat, Some From 1970s,...
Here We Go Again: Vive la France! Vive L’Amerique!
Three Americans, And One Briton Who Thwarted Attack Get France's Top Honor, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Left Cheek First Section correspondent, and then called Mufi...
Baby Dolls or Dolls
Some old men from far away countries marry dolls-like eight-year old children and kill them, involuntarily, immediately after the wedding.
Other people from other far...
Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Close examination shows that Russians came to America...
Continuing its trend of reporting non-news, The NY Times published: Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Thank God for Marquel, TPVs Times Science and...
I Spy with My Little Eye
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Spy, You Spy, We All Spy Section correspondent, was playing I Spy with his little nephew, when he read .
The unlikely story...
Presbyterians Divest From Israel; Prepare to Mount Military Campaign
The Presbyterian Church of America confirmed at their annual congress that they would divest themselves of investments in companies that provide equipment to Israel,...
Jewish Cemetery Vandalized because …Abandoned
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Uninhabited Territories Section correspondent, was having breakfast when he read Jewish Graves Vandalized in France . Over 250 gravestones were vandalized in...
