The Bustard Falcon
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Birds of Pray Section correspondent, was hunting game in the NYC subway system when he read about a bird of contention...
Crowdfunding German Banks
A Crowdfunding Campaign Tries to Save Greece, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes New Teapots Section correspondent. Marquel, despite being intergenerational, has almost no clue about...
Cleared for Takeoff?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGgMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Impossible Odds Section correspondent, was watching airplanes land at JFK waiting for his personal jet to take off for Kuala Lampur, when...
Family Guys
Open Letter to the Chinese, Korean, and Russian Mafia
from NYPD Commissioner
June 7, 2015
Dear Partners in Crime,
A day after D-Day, NYC beaches are open....
Malaysian Airlines Orbiting the Moon
Doubling of Search Zone Planned if Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Isn’t Found Before June, Marquel read incredulously. He is TPVs NYTimes What in the...
Presumed Guilty
Iran Sets Trial Date for Washington Post Reporter Jason Rezaian, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Just Ask Alice Section correspondent. Marquel understood there is no evidence...
The Real Quran
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Jigsaw Section correspondent, was washing dishes when he read that Quran Fragments, Said to Date From Time of Muhammad, Are Found...
On Lust and Social Dilemmas: To Spit or to Swallow
Dominique Strauss Kahn, the would-have-been French Bill Clinton, was unluckily undone by his carnal lust before the French people had a chance to vote...
If only Hillary Could Do It
The picture shows Vanja Hadzovic, a 27-year-old adviser in Serbia’s Foreign Ministry. Like Bill, TPV wished it were Hillary. It ain't. The gorgeous Hadzovic, 27,...
Waterloo Is in Belgium. Unless It’s ABBA’s
Belgium Commemorates Waterloo With a Coin, and France Is Not Pleased, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Vas Te Faire Foutre Section correspondent. Marquel had to go...
I Spy with My Little Eye
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Spy, You Spy, We All Spy Section correspondent, was playing I Spy with his little nephew, when he read .
The unlikely story...
Not the Encino Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfCMXgnsEM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Deep Set Eyebrows Section, was defrosting his meal, when he read Neanderthals in Europe Died Out Thousands of Years Sooner Than Some...
Long Live Charlie Hebdo! Charlie Hebdo Still Works
Charlie Hebdo Mocks Europe’s Response to Migrant Crisis With Cartoons of Dead Syrian Boy, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bad Taste Doesn't Taste So Bad...
Icelandic Virtue
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Frozen Goods Section correspondent, was licking something cold, when he read In Iceland’s DNA, New Clues to Disease-Causing Genes.
The results uncovered a...
