The Improbable Magician, Elio Toaff
Elio Toaff, Spiritual Leader of Italian Jews, Dies at 99, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flawed Heroes Section correspondent, and he felt a pang o...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
The Sad Sequel
More Rescues From Boko Haram Nigeria Reported, and Marquel TPVs NYTimes Told You So Section correspondent, was only too happy to read it. It...
Mitch McConnell to Fly to Brazil to Make Sure Temer Does Not Talk
Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr., senior United States Senator from Kentucky, and a member of the Republican Party, as well as the Majority Leader of...
Inexplicable Daily Events: The Japanese Care. Congress Lunches on Wheat
We may not think that the Japanese are our keepers, but they are, and may the power remain with them.
In 2004, the United States...
The Truth about the Russian Meteorite
Despite Kremlin rumors that the meteorite which hit Russia was not a natural event but the result of a new weapon the United States...
Alien Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQBtIgLdXPcRecent developments from India indicate that the Hindus are catching up with Muslims in the stupidity contest.
Not only India’s ruling Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP)...
Glasshole in Kiev (Hollywood, 2014)
FADE IN:CLOSE ON the middle aged woman with braided blond hairA card: Kiev.She’s in her early sixties. Her dress is not very crisp....
Imagine This, Bibi
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mein Kampf Means I'm Sorry Section correspondent was eating a sandwich at Katz's Deli, when he read something so crazy he...
The Russian Homophobe Likes It Cold & Gray
There are Russian homophobes as there are American homophobes. While all homophobes seem to like it cold and gray, the Russian homophobe has wonderlust,...
Tradition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Kidney and Spleen Section correspondent, was twirling his mustache, when he read Transplant Brokers in Israel Lure Desperate Kidney Patients to Costa...
Waterloo Is in Belgium. Unless It’s ABBA’s
Belgium Commemorates Waterloo With a Coin, and France Is Not Pleased, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Vas Te Faire Foutre Section correspondent. Marquel had to go...
Ukraine’s Bestest Buddy and Big Toe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTwIwfvNJLkMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Ordinary Bystanders Section correspondent, was singing The Star-Spangled Banner to wake himself up this morning, when he read Ukraine Picks Motley Group to Exchange...
