Greetings from Xiangxiang
The One in Which Croshondola Was Finally Paid the Per Diem
Warehouse 29
Halliburton Plot
Square 0, Xiangxiang
Peoples’ Republic of China (via 4chan):
Croshondola was found ass-up and...
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He said on receiving the trophy:
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