If only Hillary Could Do It
The picture shows Vanja Hadzovic, a 27-year-old adviser in Serbia’s Foreign Ministry. Like Bill, TPV wished it were Hillary. It ain't. The gorgeous Hadzovic, 27,...
The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
TPV Is CHARLIE
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Black Competition Section correspondent was staying fit, when he read Pothole raided as a suspect. Charlie Hebdo Office Hit in Terror Attack;...
The Improbable Magician, Elio Toaff
Elio Toaff, Spiritual Leader of Italian Jews, Dies at 99, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flawed Heroes Section correspondent, and he felt a pang o...
NYT: North Korean Leader Seeks Meeting with President Park Geun-hye of South Korea.
Park Geun-hye receives invitation to meet in North Korea's high security prison. "Maybe I'll stay home."
The Donald Quacks
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Chop Suey Section correspondent, was riding a rickshaw in Beijing, when he stopped to read China’s Global Ambitions, With Loans and...
The (Indian) Aristocrats!
Marquel was subway eavesdropping listening to this story about a neighbor who put a highly burning log in his bathtub and then locked himself...
Eurovision 2017 Rediscovers Music
Salvador Sobral, 27, won Eurovision 2017 with his love ballad Amar Pelos Dois, which was written by his sister.
He said on receiving the trophy:
"We...
TPV’s Final Interview with Che’s Manhunter
In an interview with TPV, former CIA operative Felix Rodriguez, who participated in the historic manhunt to capture Ernesto "Che" Guevara, repeated and elaborated...
Manhattan Emotional over Paris and ISIS
Ha-has anybody read that #ISIS are gonna try to kill anybody without a burqa, you know, the way they did in Paris? I read this in...
The Republican Ghost of Christmas Past – Marianne
Marquel TPVs NYTimes "knock knock c'est qui a la porte?" Section correspondent, was too tired to read, but why not watch a video or...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
Malaysian Airlines Orbiting the Moon
Doubling of Search Zone Planned if Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Isn’t Found Before June, Marquel read incredulously. He is TPVs NYTimes What in the...
Family Guys
Open Letter to the Chinese, Korean, and Russian Mafia
from NYPD Commissioner
June 7, 2015
Dear Partners in Crime,
A day after D-Day, NYC beaches are open....
