The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
Manhattan Emotional over Paris and ISIS
Ha-has anybody read that #ISIS are gonna try to kill anybody without a burqa, you know, the way they did in Paris? I read this in...
Self-Mutilation on Red Square
An artist nails his scrotum to the pavement to protest Russia’s repressive laws. Unfortunately, he had forgotten that it remained attached to his body....
Greece Chose Charity for the Poor Rather than Democracy for All
A while ago we were reporting that the world was afraid of Greece. What if Greece were to choose defending democracy and scream
Class Warfare!
Luckily...
The Pope’s Last Lesson – Carpe Diem
"Benedict XVI's Latin is very easy to understand," Italian Giovanna Chirri tweeted in English moments after she alerted the less literate that the Pope’s...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
Baby Dolls or Dolls
Some old men from far away countries marry dolls-like eight-year old children and kill them, involuntarily, immediately after the wedding.
Other people from other far...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
On Lust and Social Dilemmas: To Spit or to Swallow
Dominique Strauss Kahn, the would-have-been French Bill Clinton, was unluckily undone by his carnal lust before the French people had a chance to vote...
Here We Go Again: Vive la France! Vive L’Amerique!
Three Americans, And One Briton Who Thwarted Attack Get France's Top Honor, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Left Cheek First Section correspondent, and then called Mufi...
The Red Red Robin
Some Doubt That North Korea Executed a Top General, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Wake Up Section correspondent.
Marquel didn't believe the General could be still...
Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Close examination shows that Russians came to America...
Continuing its trend of reporting non-news, The NY Times published: Linguistic Light on a Continent’s Peopling. Thank God for Marquel, TPVs Times Science and...
Glasshole in Kiev (Hollywood, 2014)
FADE IN:CLOSE ON the middle aged woman with braided blond hairA card: Kiev.She’s in her early sixties. Her dress is not very crisp....
Crowdfunding German Banks
A Crowdfunding Campaign Tries to Save Greece, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes New Teapots Section correspondent. Marquel, despite being intergenerational, has almost no clue about...
