Journey into the Fear: UberT, UberX, Black Car, and Rush
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Uber über Uber Section correspondent, was trying on riding boots, when he stopped to drink a glass of port and read Terror Attacks...
The Russian Homophobe Likes It Cold & Gray
There are Russian homophobes as there are American homophobes. While all homophobes seem to like it cold and gray, the Russian homophobe has wonderlust,...
Who you gonna call? Hamas or Ghostbusters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXBg2d2NncMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Pyrrhic Section Correspondent was cleaning his corner, when he read Hamas Emerges Buoyant Despite Bloodshed and Devastation in Gaza. Polls show an...
As Long as He Delivers, Trump Will Build Hotels
If anybody needed more reason for why Trump has not been deposed yet, here comes another great piece of writing: Trump delivers.
Here is more...
Alien Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQBtIgLdXPcRecent developments from India indicate that the Hindus are catching up with Muslims in the stupidity contest.
Not only India’s ruling Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP)...
The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
Icelandic Virtue
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Frozen Goods Section correspondent, was licking something cold, when he read In Iceland’s DNA, New Clues to Disease-Causing Genes.
The results uncovered a...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
Self-Mutilation on Red Square
An artist nails his scrotum to the pavement to protest Russia’s repressive laws. Unfortunately, he had forgotten that it remained attached to his body....
The Pope’s Last Lesson – Carpe Diem
"Benedict XVI's Latin is very easy to understand," Italian Giovanna Chirri tweeted in English moments after she alerted the less literate that the Pope’s...
Manhattan Emotional over Paris and ISIS
Ha-has anybody read that #ISIS are gonna try to kill anybody without a burqa, you know, the way they did in Paris? I read this in...
Long Live Charlie Hebdo! Charlie Hebdo Still Works
Charlie Hebdo Mocks Europe’s Response to Migrant Crisis With Cartoons of Dead Syrian Boy, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bad Taste Doesn't Taste So Bad...
SpringTime for Zara in History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Auschwitz Section correspondent was weighing himself admiringly, when he read After Social Media Uproar, Zara Ditches T-Shirt That Looks Like Nazi Camp...
It Is the ISIS Way
ISIS Official Killed in U.S. Raid in Syria, Pentagon Says, Was In Charge Of Oil And Gas Sales, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Death of a Salesman...


















