Waterloo Is in Belgium. Unless It’s ABBA’s
Belgium Commemorates Waterloo With a Coin, and France Is Not Pleased, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Vas Te Faire Foutre Section correspondent. Marquel had to go...
Icelandic Virtue
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Frozen Goods Section correspondent, was licking something cold, when he read In Iceland’s DNA, New Clues to Disease-Causing Genes.
The results uncovered a...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
New York City & Calgary Sister Cities with Rouen
Breaking News, New York City, UN Headquarters - In an unprecedented move, the mayors of New York City, #Calgary and #Rouen spoke in front...
Self-Mutilation on Red Square
An artist nails his scrotum to the pavement to protest Russia’s repressive laws. Unfortunately, he had forgotten that it remained attached to his body....
Crowdfunding German Banks
A Crowdfunding Campaign Tries to Save Greece, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes New Teapots Section correspondent. Marquel, despite being intergenerational, has almost no clue about...
Presumed Guilty
Iran Sets Trial Date for Washington Post Reporter Jason Rezaian, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Just Ask Alice Section correspondent. Marquel understood there is no evidence...
Francis I – the iPope
I never visited Argentina, though I am sure Argentina has great steak and amazing ski slopes. That is because I tend to associate...
The Russian Homophobe Likes It Cold & Gray
There are Russian homophobes as there are American homophobes. While all homophobes seem to like it cold and gray, the Russian homophobe has wonderlust,...
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here
Speeding in Finland Can Cost a Fortune, if You Already Have One, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Speedcam Section correspondent. So this guy sped through...
The Sad Sequel
More Rescues From Boko Haram Nigeria Reported, and Marquel TPVs NYTimes Told You So Section correspondent, was only too happy to read it. It...
NGOs Curry Favors
Pakistan Warns Aid Groups to Follow Unspecified Rules, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Three Card Monte Section correspondent. Marquel was intrigued by Pakistan's insistence that foreign...
Manhattan Emotional over Paris and ISIS
Ha-has anybody read that #ISIS are gonna try to kill anybody without a burqa, you know, the way they did in Paris? I read this in...
Presbyterians Divest From Israel; Prepare to Mount Military Campaign
The Presbyterian Church of America confirmed at their annual congress that they would divest themselves of investments in companies that provide equipment to Israel,...
