New York City & Calgary Sister Cities with Rouen
Breaking News, New York City, UN Headquarters - In an unprecedented move, the mayors of New York City, #Calgary and #Rouen spoke in front...
The Bustard Falcon
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Birds of Pray Section correspondent, was hunting game in the NYC subway system when he read about a bird of contention...
Furkini, Burkini, Bikini
Judging by how much media coverage the burkini has engendered, it comes as no surprise that TPV is covering it, too. Only more. Because...
NYT: North Korean Leader Seeks Meeting with President Park Geun-hye of South Korea.
Park Geun-hye receives invitation to meet in North Korea's high security prison. "Maybe I'll stay home."
Family Guys
Open Letter to the Chinese, Korean, and Russian Mafia
from NYPD Commissioner
June 7, 2015
Dear Partners in Crime,
A day after D-Day, NYC beaches are open....
SpringTime for Zara in History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Auschwitz Section correspondent was weighing himself admiringly, when he read After Social Media Uproar, Zara Ditches T-Shirt That Looks Like Nazi Camp...
The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
Not the Encino Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfCMXgnsEM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Deep Set Eyebrows Section, was defrosting his meal, when he read Neanderthals in Europe Died Out Thousands of Years Sooner Than Some...
As Long as He Delivers, Trump Will Build Hotels
If anybody needed more reason for why Trump has not been deposed yet, here comes another great piece of writing: Trump delivers.
Here is more...
TPV Congratulates Putin on the Elimination of Boris
TPV would like to assert its allegiance to Putin and make sure that he understands whenever we criticize him is with the greatest affection....
ISIS Multiculturalism
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes When No Doesn't Matter Section correspondent, was walking slowly in the midday sun when he read that ISIS Enshrines a Theology...
Cleared for Takeoff?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGgMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Impossible Odds Section correspondent, was watching airplanes land at JFK waiting for his personal jet to take off for Kuala Lampur, when...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...


















