Pothole scoops the uncivilized world with Mohammed cartoon contest winner!
Pamela Geller, Organizer of Muhammad Cartoon Contest, Trumpets Results, Marquel TPVs NYTimes Musicians Section correspondent, read in disbelief. Marquel gazed at the winning entry. It...
Hoping for Asylum, Migrants Strain U.S. Border. After long decline, crossings in Texas once...
The New York Times has recently realized that Texas is still part of the Union and published: Hoping for Asylum, Migrants Strain U.S. Border....
Please Mr. Converse Look & See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4Marquel, TPVs NYTimes sneaker section correspondent, was trying on a pair of slippers, when he read Converse Sues to Protect Its Chuck Taylor All Stars. The...
How Was Your Trip to Mars, MOM?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DwNb-ZGVjE
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Subcontinent to Mars Section correspondent, was admiring the stars when he read On a Shoestring, India Sends Orbiter to Mars on Its...
Ay Mamita Mamita
Fewer Children Are Entering U.S. Illegally as Mexico Cracks Down, read Marquel, TPV's NYTimes Cost of Labor Section correspondent. Marquel realized this was not a...
Hawk Down! TPV Exclusive Scoop!
The East Village hawks, chased away earlier this month by a chintzy cheesy coop, now face arrest. The last one to fly, although one...
Stone Lifting – Athletic Attraction in the Basque Country. Tourists Ask for Refunds
The New York Times' foreign correspondent recently bought a world map and wrote: Stone Lifting as Sport in the Basque Country. Marquel, the TPV Times...
TPV’s Times’ Correspondent on President Yanukovich and His ‘Round Table’
Using a term borrowed from the Orange Revolution, President Viktor F. Yanukovich of Ukraine made plans to meet with former politicians to discuss solutions...
Baa Baa Black Sheep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dttq5p0xUM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Two-Bit Dictator Section correspondent was visiting an English boarding school for boys checking up stories of consensual pedophilia when he read As Ukraine Talks...
Strawberry Fields Forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3jrWVp2L7UMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Agricultural Economics Section correspondent was spreading some butter on his baguette, when he stopped to read Cash Crops With Dividends: Financiers Transforming...
Curb Your Gun Enthusiasm, Florida
Marquel was doing nothing when he read Censorship in Your Doctor’s Office. Florida puts gun rights above the right to free speech. This was...
My Son Went to Heaven, and All I Got Was a No. 1 Best...
My Son Went to Heaven, and All I Got Was a No. 1 Best Seller. And now a movie too...Jesus is cleaning up and...
When God Says: Be Naughty My Children
Marquel, TPVs New York Times Inequality section correspondent was helping TPV's rehabilitated writer Heath Mayhew clean his vaporizer, when he read Pope Condemns Legalization...
The Times – Another Hill Brick in the Wall
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Marquel was drinking water from a bottle labeled vodka, when he read Why Bernie Sanders’s Momentum Is Not Built to Last. Marquel, TPVs NYTimes...
